BRUCE LEE Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 He's in his late 30's i think. I went to the bookies this dinner & he came in spouting his usual poo . "if if if if if if if if if if we draw against Watford we'll be called Draw Utd in disguise!" another classic he came up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArbourOwl Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 He hasn't got an age. He's like an alien. No-one knows anything about him. Start a facebook group up.....Someone will know him.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musingowl Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Too many bad memories of that man but 1 sticks out where I was at a reserves match at Hillsborough with my brother and I think we were loosing about 3-0 before half time, I went to queue for some chips and fishcake came storming down gangway walking up and down concourse for about 10 minutes shouting at top of his voice that if we played this side at QPR saturday we'd lose 10-0 how you can get quite that worked up over anything I don't know let alone a mixture of kids and first teamers coming back from injury I don't quite know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ratty-owl Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Too many bad memories of that man but 1 sticks out where I was at a reserves match at Hillsborough with my brother and I think we were loosing about 3-0 before half time, I went to queue for some chips and fishcake came storming down gangway walking up and down concourse for about 10 minutes shouting at top of his voice that if we played this side at QPR saturday we'd lose 10-0 how you can get quite that worked up over anything I don't know let alone a mixture of kids and first teamers coming back from injury I don't quite know Don't worry mate he'll just have had too many Haribo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hirstyno9 Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I had a season ticket in the west stand lower in 93/94, crap view. We drew 3-3 with Swindon around Christmas time, at one point we took the lead to make it 3-2 (I think) and we all turned round to take the wee wee out of the Swindon fans above. A young Fishcake was present (Hat and all) but he didn’t like this taunting and kept shouting at us to stop or Swindon would score again. Needless to say we didn’t stop and Swindon equalized in the last minute. Take heed the special one Fishcake can predict the future! So in summary Fishcake knows best, that is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArbourOwl Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Once got stuck with him behind us at Bournmouth away when we lost 1 nil in the last minute.....Or at least i think it was him, Surely we can't have 2 people that act the same way.......Can we?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehousekid Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Once got stuck with him behind us at Bournmouth away when we lost 1 nil in the last minute.....Or at least i think it was him, Surely we can't have 2 people that act the same way.......Can we?? I used to teach a guy called John B.......... (he had learning difficulties) who behaved exactly the same. Never shut up about football, and would come out with ridiculously long rants "if we played Sflaphorpe reserves they'd get 12"..then he would describe each imaginary goal. Flippin nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricky !! Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I used to teach a guy called John B.......... (he had learning difficulties) who behaved exactly the same. Never shut up about football, and would come out with ridiculously long rants "if we played Sflaphorpe reserves they'd get 12"..then he would describe each imaginary goal. Flippin nightmare. That could be jonny Fishcake, a few years back me and a few mates used to sit behind in the middle of the Kop His name i can't spell it, was something like Jonny Bryndelson he had norweigian in him. he was 32 then so hed be around 37 now i reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigrbuk Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I remember John - was once at a reserve match where he tried to get a mexican wave started before being told to calm it by a steward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Gave me my biggest grin of the day Stood outside the ground post-match and launched into his not-aimed-at-anyone-in-particular rant of "WHEN WE PLAY WATFORD WE..." which was interrupted by a 2 minute coughing fit It was highly amusing Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 I remember John - was once at a reserve match where he tried to get a mexican wave started before being told to calm it by a steward. Mexican wave ? At a RESERVE game ? Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozziowl74 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Mexican wave ? At a RESERVE game ? I remember the away end having to be opened for David Hirst's come back in the reserves over 10,000 in the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womble Owl Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 I remember the away end having to be opened for David Hirst's come back in the reserves over 10,000 in the ground Remember Waddle's comeback in the reserves at millmoor? We were doing the conga in the Tivoli end. It was toy town's biggest gate of the season if i remember rightly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarquin Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Sat behind Fishcake at Franchise this season , we were slating the ref all match about all and sundry when Fishcake chimes up with "that refs got ears like Batmans dad" Sums him up really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh_weds_we_love_you Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Remember going on the ICO about 10 years ago and ended up sat across the isle from Fishcake. Just kept tapping me on the shoulder and saying "If we were playing Real Madrid today, what do you think the score would be?". Before I could answer, he piped up "We would lose 24-0!". 5 minutes later, he'd do the same thing but change the f*cking club! It was the last time we went on the ICO - having put up with that to Bournemouth and back, it tests a man's patience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beswetherick Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 A few years ago me and my mate were late for the ICO down to Brentford (when we drew 3-3 - 2005?)... there were only two free seats left and he took the first one, so I sat down next to a bloke who had what looked every single weekend football pullout with him and immediately asked me what the score would be if Gretna reserves played against San Marino under 21s? I asked him where they'd be playing and he started laughing uncontrollably and shouted IN WALES WI ALL SHEEP! I wasn't familiar with Fishcake before that day, but I definitely was by the time we got back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swfc261279 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Fishcake = Top Bloke. FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest christheowl Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Fishcake = Top Bloke. FACT bless him,looks like you've just caught him w*nking ! top bloke ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteG_1984 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Gutted that I've not yet met Fishcake. Only seen him from a distance (half way down the Kop). I may have to use the ICO one day in the hope of meeting him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 I used to teach a guy called John B.......... (he had learning difficulties) who behaved exactly the same. Never shut up about football, and would come out with ridiculously long rants "if we played Sflaphorpe reserves they'd get 12"..then he would describe each imaginary goal. Flippin nightmare. Thats the funniest thing iv ever read on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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