asteener1867 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 * Door Opens* Kevin "Is that you dear?" Mrs Kevin.."Yes love i, just takin' me shoes off" Kevin...."Et tu Bruti"... Mrs Kevin ...."Beg pardon??????????????" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 * Door Opens* Kevin "Is that you dear?" Mrs Kevin.."Yes love i, just takin' me shoes off" Kevin...."Et tu Bruti"... Mrs Kevin ...."Beg pardon??????????????" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 * Door Opens* Kevin "Is that you dear?" Mrs Kevin.."Yes love i, just takin' me shoes off" Kevin...."Et tu Bruti"... Mrs Kevin ...."Beg pardon??????????????" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 * Door Opens* Kevin "Is that you dear?" Mrs Kevin.."Yes love i, just takin' me shoes off" Kevin...."Et tu Bruti"... Mrs Kevin ...."Beg pardon??????????????" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan27 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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asteener1867 Posted March 15, 2010 Author Share Posted March 15, 2010 Mrs Kevin "Could you sign this Birthday card love"? Kevin.................... "Waddya want me to say!!!!...Waddya want me to SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JonTheOwl66 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Mrs Kevin "Could you sign this Birthday card love"? Kevin.................... "Waddya want me to say!!!!...Waddya want me to SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: Actually amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Mrs Kevin "Could you sign this Birthday card love"? Kevin.................... "Waddya want me to say!!!!...Waddya want me to SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep them coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris E Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 flipping hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kopman9 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 *phone rings* Mrs Kevin "Kevin, Mr McCabe is on the phone" Kevin "What's that c**t want" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lees Tom Cat Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Neighbour- Sorry to bother you but your dog has just crapped on my garden again. KB. Nah! Rovsie wont do that he is not that kind of dog.He is a leader..Only does that whilst on his lead. Neighbour_ He did mate i got the evidence on my phone this time to prove it. KB- Nah the footage makes it look worse than it actually is.You can see clearly he is in our half..He does not stray out of our half. Neighbour..That is my garden gnome he is crapping next to.Its plain as day the evidence is right there. KB. Look i work hard and rovsie has been working hard on where he does his set pieces.We have been working on it for weeks and he is getting better. KB's Wife.."Whats all the commotion..oh hi neighbour is it the dog again. Neighbour.Yes i was just trying to explain to your hubby that the dog has crapped in my garden again. KB. We are where we are wifey because of hard work our house number is higher than neighbys. KB's wife..Shut the flip up kev and go and clean rovers crap up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 : :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ReginaldBlinker Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Mrs Kevin: Are you struggling cooking that tea tonight dear? Do you need a hand? KB: Is there any fackin wanda - I've had to use 14 different utensils so far - it's cripplin' us. Mrs Kevin: Shut up moaning you pillock & just get on with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handball_!! Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Kevin - Love, why's my UTD tracksuit on the back garden Mrs Kevin - Fecking kids been round nickin pegs again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest billy92 Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Asteeners were quite funny. The rest just....weren't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vontemp Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Asteeners were quite funny. The rest just....weren't. Thankyou Melvyn Bragg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latemodelchild Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 This thread has made me happy. Well done to all involved. I can't think of a suitably funny riposte so I'll just Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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