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If you could ask Alan Irvine 3 questions, what would they be?


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Guest Sheff Owl

Soares play's poo poo - bench next game

Simek play's poo poo - bench next game or not included

Esajas play's poo poo - bench next game

Tudgay play's poo poo - stays on the pitch and play's next game

Potter play's poo poo - stays on the pitch and play's next game

Spurr play's poo poo - stays on the pitch and play's next game

Varney play's poo poo - stays on the pitch and play's next game

Why does it seem one rule for one and one for another?

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I would ask him why the direct style of football is still considered the best way of avoiding relegation when most balls have a 50% chance of going to the opposition. Is it because it's all the players can manage or because he believes it's a better chance than trying to pass more frequently?

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Why do we persist in using the same sh!te players instead of giving young uns a try.

Why dont we explain simple aspects of the game to Clarke, for example the offside rule and how to avoid repeatedly getting caught out. (and possibly some kind of diet plan).

Would it be possible for me to have 5 minutes with the first team, to explain in small words they understand, what it means to be part of the Wednesday family.

I would probably be banned for life after kicking the cr@p out of one or two of them, but there would be no more miss-understandings when it came to having pride, passion, and balls when pulling on the blue and white stripes.

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Guest AnotherOwl

Alan, you must have seen 'the lads' in the showers. Do they shave their virginas, or just keep an nice trim?

Oh 2 more...

What was it like on the coach on the way back from Reading, did you have a nice sing song?

At the end of the season if we get relegated ('if' :laugh: ), please can you run onto the pitch with a big cape like Bishop Brennan?

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Guest Sheff Owl

Oh 2 more...

What was it like on the coach on the way back from Reading, did you have a nice sing song?At the end of the season if we get relegated ('if' :laugh: ), please can you run onto the pitch with a big cape like Bishop Brennan?

Did some of the player's get back early enough to enjoy themself's out in town?

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