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flying-owl

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  1. 30 minutes ago, robowl4life said:

    Applied...

     

    Dear Andy,

     

    I would like to apply for the position of groundsman at The Massive. 

    I believe I have the required qualifications and experience for the job at hand and certainly have the required passion.

    I have heard of NVQ2 and even NVQ3. 

    I have more than 2 years experience playing 5 a side on sports turf and know what it is.

    I have experience as a grounds person as I used to pick all needles up off pitch before playing Sunday mornings.

    My dad always used to say I was safe but threatened to spray pesticide on me when cutting grass as a little un.

    I know Desso, he’s a sound lad and heard him say sumat about fibre-optic broadband once.

    I can manual handle, I often spar and love to rear naked choke my opponents.

    Although I haven’t worked with football pitches at a professional level I have been on a few, they were reyt good.

    I also know how to fertilise things.

     

    I would require £5k per week and an Audi R8. Failing this I would settle for a bicycle and free sausage rolls. 

     

    Ta mate.

     

    You mean a 2 seater bentley, surely.


  2. 5 minutes ago, SiJ said:

    I watched us lose the derby (3-2 when Esajas scored) in a bar in Dublin. 

     

    We were so sh*t at the time that I claimed a moral victory for almost turning it around in the second half. 

     

    Didn't have that excuse this season :duntmatter:

     

    I watched that same game in a bar in Turkey.

     

    Got really excited at the prospect of a draw, then meh.


  3. 1 hour ago, Utah Owl said:

    If it were modern day format with 20 clubs I'd go:

     

    Arsenal

    Aston Villa

    Chelsea

    Derby

    Everton

    Leeds

    Leicester

    Liverpool

    Man City

    Man Utd

    Newcastle

    Notts Forest

    Sheffield Utd

    Sheffield Wednesday

    Southampton

    Sunderland

    Tottenham

    West Brom

    West Ham Utd

    Wolves

     

    If it were old school 22 team format I'd probably add 2 from Burnley, Bolton, Stoke and Birmingham

    That's spot on for me.


  4. 32 minutes ago, Mr. Wednesday said:

    Why do anyone listen to anything Nixon says? He's as reliable as TransfersXI :ghoulguy: Plus how many times has he stirred and said negative things about Wednesday and Chansiri without any fact? :columbo:Yet many of us hold his word as gospel truth... :duntmatter:

     

    I thought you were talking about Owlstalk for a minute :ph34r:

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  5. 1 hour ago, Himble said:

    Need to keep all our strikers happy.  Play a 1872 type formation :)

     

    ----------------------------Westwood--------------------------------

    -------------------Hutchinson----Lees------------------------------

     

     

    Matias----------------------------------------------------Forestieri

    ----Hirst---Nuhiu---Winnall---Joao---Hooper----Fletcher---

     

    Can't believe you left Rhodes out. lol

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  6. 1 minute ago, markowl said:

    Gotta love this site.

     

    Thread after thread going on about Liverpool's victim mentality then people moaning that we don't get mentioned on Channel 5.

     

    lol

    Isn't being a victim the opposite to being ignored?

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  7. 1 minute ago, WalthamOwl said:

    I know I'm slightly getting ahead of myself but if we have already qualified for play offs when we play Fulham would you play a lot of the fringe players and rest the key players? 

     

    We did last season & our players were fresh for the Semis.

     

    But having bought my ticket for the Fulham game & traveling 400 mile round trip I would like to see a decent game.

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