tommypolyfilla

Bit controversial putting the pope into Room 101

Too right. I used to ask my mum what that horrible smell was. "It's hops from the brewery" she told me. "That's disgusting, I'm never drinking beer" I replied. SPOILER ALERT I drank beer

Quite impressed with that to be honest. Very pragmatic and honest, didn't promise the earth and made it clear what he expects of everybody involved with the club. Seems to appreciate the importance of the derby next week too. My bumhole did twitch a bit when he mentioned the 'dynamic' though

That sounds like a novel approach. Maybe we should try writing something like that into our players contracts

We should have been 3-1 down at half time

My wife's expecting a baby in October. Scary to think that the next time I go to a Saturday afternoon match I'll be a dad!!

either that or his constant meddling has delayed the process. Bingo

Always liked MM as a bloke and a manager. Wanted to rip his head off when he ran onto the pitch and got Simek sent off though

Take it easy? I've been a Wednesday fan for 37 years, there's no such thing as taking it easy!

Even Mrs Hay is now saying "Phil who?"

I was 21 when we got relegated from the Premier League and I said to anyone that listened that Wednesday would never be there again in my lifetime. I'm now 37 and absolutely certain we're going to be promoted this year. Which means I'll probably die with 5 minutes to go in the final. Hopefully we'll be 6-0 up at the time and I'll die happy

Carlos requested a 4.30 kick off so they could prepare for the game exactly like they will next week

1 x banana 1 x crocodile 1 x killer whale 1 x giant football Block 133

This. I can't remember the last time I heard Sky's 'experts' say so many good things about us. They know we're on the verge of something big