Stubbs

Sod it.

Oh, hello. I'm sorry, he's not in. He's out with Hargreaves on a Christmas do. Matchday thread? No ,no , I can't be sitting about waiting for the stroke of midnight to do one in his absence, I've got better things to do with my night off, I'm sorry. I knock-off in half an hour. Now? Well I can copy and past the team news if you like? Well, yes of course it'd be nice of me to sit here and give you loads of football chat , it's what you're here for, but sadly I haven't got a clue what any of it's about to be honest. 22 blokes kicking a ball around while thousands pay

Don't worry about me lads. I'm still about. He thought I'd got a bit above my station. Not sure why, I only copied and pasted the team news off the BBC for him. But there we go. He's the boss so that's that. Don't fret about me, I won't vanish full stop, I'm still here, somewhere, lurking around the back of the twisted mind of the Hargreaves fella. Like most of us are. Invented and then left to our own devices. It's a bit like Pinocchio really isn't it? Hargreaves fashions us all but then we become real. Who knows, maybe some posters are real. Are you real? It's hard to know. But it's n

Wait till they hear about this at the Nuns.

Just write it in a word document , it has a built in spell checker. Write it in word and then copy and paste it in here. FFS!

Do you think one week it might be worth proofreading the OMDT Sir? At least scanning it through a basic grammar and spell checker?

Don't worry about me ,Sir. I'm off down the Nuns for some after bird. Have a good evening all. UTO

Is he the one that scored the winner and headed one of the line in the last 5 minutes?

That has to be the hope.

True. Though the switch from 4-3-3 to this system in the second half of the first tie was when any little fizz was lost from the game...

He's not back from the club yet. He's has, to use local parlance, got the monk on. Says he's not bothering until Bruce arrives.

They're saying wrong.