83owl

Best defensive player in the EFL

Worth a thread on its own

We play in a half empty stadium week in week out. The programme seller was the most Intimidating voice at hillsborough

“Full microscope of a packed S6”

Yeah would be crap watching JWP banging free kicks in against top teams every few weeks. Much more exciting watching Callum Patterson stumbling around like he’s just been in a lock in for the last 10 hours.

Didn’t know he worked at the cinema as well. Hope you told him he shouldn’t be working and on the phone at the same time.

Nothing more tinpot than that. Except of course having a band or turning on your phone light every time you score a goal.

The two players that have come through the ranks in Dawson and palmer get more stick than anyone.

He’s family

Young ones have better senses. Get a ticket on the kop and see if she can sniff out who the phantom trumper is.

Thought so

Why stop there? Personally I think a PL keeper is the minimum we should be looking at. One with CL and/or international tournament experience.

For us?

Good bait. Should get a few nibbles with that

Don’t want any of those foreigners in our club. Taking jobs away from the hardworking British players.