Big Sam, on his own. Been in the game a long time, would be on his thirteenth managerial position. Would have no control over the team or respect from the players when he starts fining and dropping them for being arses. Plenty of contacts but his only sidekick is Bully as number two because DC won't let him bring anyone in.
Grumbles from the massive about style of play, and paying to see hoofball. Remain mediocre mid table. Don't ship many goals but don't score many either. Lots of draws.
I wonder how that would end. How many calls of clueless, get rid from the faithful within six months.
EFL get wind of brown envelopes changing hands in Shady dealings with far Eastern betting syndicates . EFL charge us, fine us, dock 21 point and he does a 6 month stretch for fraud.