Players waving imaginary cards trying to get opposition booked
Diving and general rolling around pretending to be hurt
Players wearing gloves. If they are cold then run around a bit more!!
Not being able to have a beer whilst I’m sat watching the match while it’s fine at every other sport
Last one is a bit harsh but when the crowd starts clapping on a given minute because someone has died. Should be reserved for first game of new year to celebrate everyone who died the previous year. That includes kings of Thailand!!