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Fernandos bum has a hint of basil. Unlike Westwood, whose ringpiece is quite salty.

It is a computer simulation of Lady Diana Spencer, Her Royal Highness, Princess of Wales. Based on photographs of her mother, Sir Barbara Cartland, we can extrapolate, vibrate the pixels and generate an image of how she might look these days with 97.6 % accuracy. The photo that I posted takes into account her smoking 20 Embassy Regal a day, nailing the brandy and her insatible thirst for cöck. But this is supposed to be a thread about match.

I'm not telling you. Stop pestering beautiful women.

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Nev posting on the internet just now...

Catapult make those training bra things with the GPS tracker and pedometer in them.

I know Kung-Fu and am allergic to Thermos flasks containing cocoa or people bringing flags larger than a hanky. When do I start?

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