Willie Hamilton .
I once saw him take the ball fully 70 yards down the pitch juggling the ball off his knees , head , shoulders and feet going past players as if they weren't there and then unleashing a volley . I can't remember whether it was a goal or a near miss but it was an astonishing piece of skill , among with others he produced for us .
Think he's getting confused with Roy of the rovers. And surely if he remembers seeing something that skilful, he'd remember if it ended in a goal or not!