Shelley Owl

This 100%

Needs to, because we are getting nowhere near our clean sheet record at this rate. The ironic thing is that he probably thought it wouldn't work after the first season, but we now have the players to make it work

Are you winding me up?

Bring back COG

One less thing to worry about then

Could say the same about my situation at work, but if I started promoting rivals on social media, at the expense of my employer, then someone would have a word

The only player I would be confident in producing the goods at a higher level

He's paid by the club and should know better. If it was another player who didn't play today (e.g. Palmer) he'd be crucified. No excuse

Im at home watching an X Factor repeat with my wife asleep on the sofa. But I'm spread eagled in a beautiful homage. Welcome to my world

Was one point where he turned at ran at defenders as they backed off in fear. Forgot that feeling

This was the last straw for me. Back of the North Stand didn't know what had hit it after her final outburst

I prostrate myself before your superior intellect

Actually never thought of that. Good point

Brighton at home, playoff semi

actually got part way through typing a team and then stopped because I couldn't bring myself to give some of them a place in the team after today