WTF

Bit harsh on Nada

To be fair, there is no consistent team (l**ds and west brom both haven't won in 5), its a battle to be the least inconsistent

amazing

Bit harsh

We're only 3-1 to win in-play. Bookies know we'll do it

Translation: I don't have a girlfriend

The sense of bewildered and confused happiness on here is funny af

we would need at least 15 points from those

Are you having a row with yourself

This is good advice for all humans not just OP

well, according to the bookies, Forest are losing today + Charlton will lose + Preston or Bristol slip up - we will 100% win 3-0 (that is a fact) and thats us in the playoffs for the break. Thank you, good night and god bless

I can never utter the words "I would settle for a draw" firstly because you can't and secondly because if you could "settle for a draw" imagine being 3-0 up with a minute to go and then the draw gods make it so, "3-3 you twaaat" I will settle for a 0-4 thank you and top of the league by the weekend

Way too neat

COME FFFS

You have unfortunately messed up a really easy joke there