Ian Fleming

Gary Hooper ?

Probably wondering out of a population of 60 million how they've managed to be in the same place as a Wednesdayite.

The most amazing aspect of this is that the Yorkshire Post are actually ( allegedly) discussing anything south of Wakefield.

You can tell she was a Wednesdayite, she was an alcoholic dependant on painkillers !

That's a chance, not chances.

Snatching at what chances?

We didn't get our tactics right, we lost. How many teams don't have a shot on target, even non league teams in the F.A. Cup have shots on target against far better teams.

Getting that final ball in would be a bonus, we can't even get that far.

And there's the headed goal.

Never mind that, click on the team and a great T shirt pops up.

And the alternative is ??????

Surely once was enough, you would have had to be in a coma if you didn't hear the first time and the most stupid person in the entire universe if you didn't actually undestand it. I'm sure she was extracting the urine.

Yes but all we do is just buy players. Nobody gets sold, hardly any go on loan and there comes a time when you just can't keep adding to a squad without shedding a few.

Great cameo appearance from Butterfield as well. Another unnecessary signing, just because we could.

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes and up my nose and in my ears than have Pardew as manager. Surely you can think of someone better than him.