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New sponsor definitely will want green, not gold...

I have had one lobe of my lungs removed on Wednesday, and have made it home to watch the match. Please don't let me down guys. I already had two miracles this week in recovering this fast and having the possibility of a cure for this type of cancer, surely another one is possible? In a London hospital watching the European semis, in the beds round me we had one Liverpool, one Chelsea to one arsenal and two owls! Having established that, a passing nurse said she too was an owl. Best support in the world.... Give us something to cheer before Rotherham relegate us....

Been more appropriate if the leg had come off in his hand and the sheep disappeared down the hole....

Just when you think things can't possibly get any worse....

Way I feel....

Just asked Alexa about the table...

Through to final of qualifier 4-2 on penalties. Playing Liberec of Czech Republic next Thursday....

Big Dave seen lurking outside barn with a banjo. Ian watching closely...

I went to Brentford. I would like compensation as well as a refund.

Only touch he has had all night

I went to watch Scarborough get thrashed by Chelsea in 2004 expecting cricket figures. We lost 1-0 to a team containing Terry, lampard, hasselbank and others, and were denied a penalty for the clearest handball I have ever seen in the last ten minutes. You know the secret - a sheet pitch. All we need are a few of Snoot's peasants (cough, 'artisans') and some gardening kit, and we could blame it on an infestation of moles. Who says hoofball never pays? And look at what an effect that had on the rest of Scarborough's future path to glory. Oh wait......

I don't think this needs changing...

Definite assist!

Bit harsh on Nuhiu. Generous for wickham, bannan, iorfa and boerner

Really looking forward to Man City. What's our worst defeat ever?