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Bit harsh on Nuhiu. Generous for wickham, bannan, iorfa and boerner

Really looking forward to Man City. What's our worst defeat ever?

And wouldn't you just guess it.. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51358322 Shared with Billy Sharp and one or two others...

Coonte followed by Robbingson. Got to be Deadman next... EFL making a point?

Officials loads better than the bankers on Saturday

https://www.swfc.co.uk/matches/fixtures/ Says its Tuesday?

Bumped into Nando who's out too..

I haven't studied Russian for over 50 years, but I am pretty sure you should say феодальный сеньор (Lord of the Manor) rather than светлость, which tends to mean serene highness in the case of his Lordship... No-one can remain serene with this unpredictable lot.

Surely the worrying question is which of our players earning more than 17k a month reads the Sun?

I reckon anyone who has managed to smuggle in a jar of chutney should wave it above their head in the 42nd minute and shout "I am vulva"... That will confuse the Swans just in time for our opening goal.

Easy answer, just rely on owlstalk. Everyone nip down to Aldi, buy up 3 jars of chutney and declare it on the way in. By the time they have confiscated a few thousand jars they will be waving everyone through. Just turn up a bit late...

Tbf we have a lot of so-so fans...

I do sympathise. A nice Primitivo, or perhaps a heavy Douro would have complemented it better. Still at least it was Argentinian. A French one would have been beyond the pale. I would hope a box at today's match would improve on the cuisine... Perhaps a nice Pukka pie with a few pints of Old Peculiar?

Easy one. Decoded to take my 10 yr old for his first wednesday match at Hillsborough (about 93/94 I suppose). Living south of London, got started at 7:30 for 4-5 hour drive. Flat tyre.. Waited till 8:00 for garage to open. Got started at 8:30. Before we joined M25, road works, stuck for an hour. M25 blocked and diverted off by heathrow, Back on, got to M1. Accident at Luton. Motorway closed. Got to Hillsborough at 4:30 to find ticket office closed and told to feck off. Pleaded with gate man who let us in for last 5 mins to watch us lose 1-0. Cant even remember who we were playing......

Well said Snoots. I really feel for them. Years ago my mate derek and I used to go to every match at Scarborough, and stand behind the goal. Poor old Derek ended up as the secretary who had to put them into administration, despite a long history and no support from the FA who decided to make an example of them. Beat Wigan to win the FA trophy in 1973...Then got into the league and had to pay more out to upgrade players and stands and so on. Careful what you wish for in this game these days.