Pilky

Havent we just sent Connor Kirby to Macc?

Vydra had a couple of good seasons with Watford before Derby. By no means a one season wonder. Rumoured to be going to Leeds but then isnt everyone?!

Lannisters don't fair well in the north

Were you the bloke who was queueing behind the kids at Lincoln to get a picture with players?

Not really, just outlining how ridiculous that situation is, true or not.

Can you imagine handing a transfer request in because you feel you are over valued by the club you play for? Embarassing. "Im not as good as you think DC but I'd like to go elsewhere because I'm better than this club."

Cabbage sales would go through the roof at Hillsborough green grocers

6 mill. £1 a week for 6 million weeks

Unbelievable. Ashley must have found some loophole in our contract then. Are we about to be screwed over again?

Hes frustrating to watch, ability is obviously there but its almost as though he gets the ball, passes it and stops playing, as though hes done his bit. Bruce had a word with him at half time and it would have been interesting to see what effect that had but he was brought off after 10 mins of the 2nd half. Just a friendly so maybe motivation wasnt there. Opinion would probably be slightly different had that shot gone in as well i guess.

Only positive of Steve McClaren being appointed would be Wednesday featuring on Athletico Mince and a Bob Mortimer song about Chansiri.

They were talking cricket, (had Lamby on the phone) mentioned Steve Bruce was favourite for Newcastle job but also that Steve Harmison was an outsider in the market. Just nonsense chit chat really, hopefully the Bruce rumours will also turn out to be just that.

They're all skint after spunking their pensions on the plane and banner last season.

Came here for transfer news, stayed for the drama.

Could have been worse.