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alcock dived

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About alcock dived

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    Sheffield Wednesday Reserves
  • Birthday 23/03/74

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    Istanbul, Turkey
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    WEDNESDAY!!!!!! obviously!

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  1. United

  2. Need to fit a square peg in a round hole? Then try the Carlos Carvalhal endorsed shoehorn. This multitool, available in the clubshop and screw fix direct, can adapt to fit Nuhiu sized square pegs into Bannan sized round holes with ease! Only £1867. Buy one today and take up a finance option to suit your needs. Previous credit refusal? No problem, guaranteed acceptance - Absolutely sure!
  3. your 1st game you went to

    Easter monday 1982 Wednesday 2 Newcastle 1. Pestered my dad all morning to take me and he finally relented. Sat in the south stand towards the Kop end. Don't remember too much about the match, other than Bannister getting his boot ripped off in a tackle early doors. Although i understand Shelton and JP scored. I do remember being in absolute awe of the Kop though, and spent most of the match wondering what it would be like to be in amongst the hordes on there! Been infected by Wednesdayitis ever since
  4. Carlos on Radio Sheffield

    https://www.britannica.com/biography/John-XXI He's been given squad number 21. I didn't see it mentioned anywhere else so apologies if the Portuguese Pope is dead. WTID!
  5. Carlos on Radio Sheffield

    Doc Pace led the (coroner's) inquest in the dressing room after yet another derby day defeat to the mighty owls! He was said to be devasted by the loss (of someone so close), as he was marked out of the game by our new(ly deceased) Portuguese centre half!
  6. Carlos on Radio Sheffield

    Luis Boa Morte added to the coaching staff? Young George Hearse-t is sure to benefit from his experience; and even Lucas Joao feels it could be the perfect time to resurrect his Wednesday career!
  7. Carlos on Radio Sheffield

    What about pace? Will he leave people trailing in his wake, or will he be left for dead?
  8. Instagram

    Hmmm it's either that old paddling pool near the holly bush pub, or we're signing a new brazilian winger(older brother of Rivelinlidinho)
  9. Turkish Owls

    Wish i could be there mate, but living and working in Istanbul, it may prove difficult to get time off work and then having to convince the missis that I'm going to watch the footie down south I'll be with you in spirit though bey kuş kardeşim!
  10. Someone on here will know

    No-one on there will know.
  11. Honesty is the best policy....

    Sorry missed the point of the thread reliving the match. Needless to say i may have a new bus based superstition!
  12. Honesty is the best policy....

    Was watching on my phone on the 15bk beykoz to kadikoy commuter bus in Istanbul after i finished work. My fellow commuters must have thought i was mental, especially when Shelvey missed that 60 yard tap in! Someone asked if i was watching Trabzonspor v Besiktas (3-4 final score if anyones interested). To which i replied 'course not, Wednesday Newcastle match in't it'. Then Lees scored, and i started punching the air, first time in my life here I had space on the bus to stand in, as the locals backed away from the 'çılgın yabancı' (crazy foreigner). A Beşiktaş fan who was following his match on his phone gave me a knowing look and a congratulatory 'eyvallah' when fletch scored as i tried to hide my delight this time. The tension was starting to tell toward the end, when my fellow traveller similarly punched the air as Beşiktaş grabbed a last minute equaliser. But i could barely muster the enthusiasm as 4 minutes were shown at the end of our game. I think he understood though!
  13. New Badge

    All pig fans... Er sorry thought you meant that popular beat combo.
  14. Argue bargie at the coach park

    Perhaps a well-intentioned, though ultimately a misguided, poorly executed and ill-thought out, attempt to extinguish the fire started by the arsonist!
  15. Top Ten Match Flasks

    I believe the correct terminology here would be the collective noun 'A south stand of flasks.' However, taking a thermos full of steaming hot p!ss is the behaviour of the unwashed at the stain!