Summat to make you giggle ->
Barry Bannan goes into the Wednesday changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Sheffield United. They're poo and we can't be bothered".
Bannan looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself, you lads go down the pub and I’ll sort it”
So Bannan goes out to play Sheffield United by himself and the rest of the Wednesday team go off for a few beers. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so get the landlord to put the TV on. A big cheer goes up as the screen shows
"Wednesday 1 (Bannan 10 minutes) - United. 0 "
He is beating Sheffield United all by himself! Anyway, a few more beers later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on" They put the TV on.
"Result from Hillsborough : Wednesday 1 (Bannan 10 minutes) - Sheffield United 1 (Sharp 90+4 minutes)."
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Sheffield United. They rush back to the ground to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down"
"Don't be stupid, you got a draw against United all by yourself. And they only scored in injury time.
"No, No, I have, I've let you down Bannan cried, I got sent off after 12 minutes"