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  1. Key


    What other texts has your mate sent you? The earth is flat. The moon is made of cheese. Trump is the greatest leader the world has ever seen. He loves you man, he really does. You need to: a) Work on getting some decent mates. b) Think before posting total hearsay on Owlstalk knowing full well that it's source is about as credible as the Blunts strike partnership. Apart from that, yeah, great thread.
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    U23s at Hallam tonight

    He’s just like Harry Kane: Sign him up!
  3. You could never ‘spot the ball’ based on where they were looking in the photo. FACT
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    Sorry if posted

    And the award for worst shitstirring thread of the week goes to...
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    Colin Dobson

    Dont know why but that picture had me in tears of laughter! Can’t decide if it’s the worst or the best example of taxidermy the world has ever seen. Amazing! Fascinating! Unbelievable! Ridiculous! Weird beyond belief! Just like most threads on Owlstalk in fact!
  6. The table refers to the season we finished 4th, on the 8th highest wage bill. That sort of 'mismanagement' I think most would be happy with!
  7. But was the reason owt to do with the relative size of the wage bill?
  8. Or maybe the figures are for the season we finished fourth - so we did well!
  9. Or maybe we were ever so slightly affected by injuries?
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    Is it true?

    Have you tried syrup of figs?
  11. If only he could score goals! For such a big guy you'd at least think he'd score a few headers !
  12. Yep, definitely only a ‘brace’ cos even the BBC know that penalties don’t count!
  13. Thats the point: our season has been a total injury-ravaged nightmare; according to them they have played like world beaters, dominated every match, and totally showed us how it’s done - yet they are still only a few places above us! Pigonomics! Ha ha ha!
  14. Nope; apparently it’s all Jos’ fault. He also likes cutting down trees and uses loads of plastic bags just for the hell of it; he’s pure evil y’know!