thesexynortherner

I’d be absolutely gutted if he left, pretty much irreplaceable.. but.. and I’m in no means itk.. but I understand that there’s a perception that he’s going! I hope it proves to be gonads.. and I heard it second hand.. but I understand they think he’s off!

Well happy it’s on.. really looking forward to it! Zero expectations.. owt above a half arsed performance will be a bonus!

Sadly not, so might end up going anyway

Non refundable hotel.. hope it’s on!

We’ve booked digs in centre

Not been before so no idea where decent pubs are.. where do we usually drink before? Also, where’s best area to head after game?

Presumimg they bring more than 30 fans.. it’ll be chaos back there!

We’ll get a pasting.. whilst BT rubs our noses in it!

Definitely County.. hoping Carlos puts kids in! (Not seen team).

So no one knows owt about him being a BELL.. END?

Reckon it’d be a birthday weekend in London 1935.. Buy up some cheap dockland property to sell off when you arrive back ‘home’.. what else could you trade?

In what sense is he improving? I can’t be arsed to quantify this but.. more goals? More goal assists? Being on the winning side? No idea what categories there are but would hazard a guess there’s little to back up your claim?

Is this the place we can speculate about him being a ‘bit of wee pipe’ in the dressing room.. who’s the ITK’s? I’ve heard he’s a complete bell end?

I’m generally pretty optimistic sort of guy.. but the idea that he’s been a brilliant signing is false.. he’s dog poo

Really nice bloke.. remember being in the ‘Strad’ with him and Sean Bean.. was asking him about his England debut and flying on Concorde to Saudi (I think). All the bank robbing poo with the ‘thorpers was a bit bizarre mind!