Davetherave Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 This may go nowhere but lets see if we can tap into the talent of the creative literary giants on here. Since we seem to be transfixed on Fulham, and we have evidence they fear us, can we see who can produce the most entertaining and possible risque sentence with the the letters fulham in order .. I'll start us off : The last time I was in London at our usual cafe, the jellied eel was fabulous and fresh but the the pitiful ham sandwiches were off. I have a gentle Guinea pig that just likes to suck my fingers but a couple of harmful hamsters that can give me a nasty bite My picnic things reflect my mental state, my beautiful hamper is always a few sandwiches short. get it now ....... go for it. SNL-BreatheRight.mpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 She stood mesmerized as she gazed upon my plentiFUL HAMpton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Chris Wilder has been so impressed with his Sheffield United team this season, he's even compared them to the wonderful Hamilton Academical side from 1972. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen Waddle Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Sheffield United fans are already cringing in terror at the awful hammering they're going to get in the championship next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 We're going to give our opponents in the play offs a joyFUL HAMmering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetherave Posted May 1, 2017 Author Share Posted May 1, 2017 We want to win the next game but not try too hard, we don't want any of the lads with painful hamstrings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I was doubtful Hamshaw, was good enough to play for us.but he proved me wrong , when he scored a a wonderful hammered goal after running the full length of the pitch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 while visiting the deep in that there Hull... we spent time watching the frightful hammerhead sharks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birley Owl 1867 Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 On 2017-5-1 at 09:49, daztheowl said: We're going to give our opponents in the play offs a joyFUL HAMmering. Turned out that we got an awful hammering instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Birley Owl 1867 said: Turned out that we got an awful hammering instead Dooohhh , my predictions always fall flat. I'll take one for the team now then with this one. Our progress to the prem will take a pitiFUL HAMpering. Neg away !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirodo Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Fulham is an area of London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long eared owl Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 We need someone with a powerful hammer of a left foot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthowl Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Awful hamsters don't ever tone it down when running up that mans field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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