The Chief Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Please state your real job role and then the current squad player most suited to do that job. Mine = Mortgage Advisor Player = Glenn Loovens Attributes = Methodical and organised Looking forward to some real ones and no doubt also some hilarious joke ones. Apologies if done before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mixer driver. Hutch - not afraid to mix it and is rock hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mine= Rides on Skegness beach Player = Dave Attributes= Stamina and load bearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlinmad Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mine = muck Star Player Billy Sharp The biggest di** I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torres Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mine = Burglar Urby = Stealing a living Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelswfc Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Job: Unemployed. Player: Nuhiu Not sure it needs explaining. I'm a Nuhiu lover really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagmeister Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Retired McGugan Taking it easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee A Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mine = Irrelevant person in bland, soulless company. Player = Semedo Attributes = Not particularly good at my job but everybody loves me because I'm pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Me: Emile Zola Player: J'accunt Reason: Terrible joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea Baggins Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Job: Health and safety consultant Player: Chris Morgan Hated by everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanye West Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 (edited) Me: Broken stereo Who: Urby Emanuelson Reason: Doesn't play Edited April 18, 2017 by Pacifier Was funnier in my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owl 44 Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mine - teacher Player - Glenn Loovens Attributes - keeps his head when all around are losing theirs Typical pupil - Callum McManaman (he reminds me of half the ones I teach anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank_Lucas Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Jump School Athde Nuhiu Still yet to graduate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mine : Tram Driver Player : Melo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Job: Note Thief Player: Ross Wallace Reason: Note Thieving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee A Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Job - Typical, crap job that I hate Player - Nuhiu Reason - F#ck it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldierboyblue Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mine: Project Manager Player/Manager: CC Reason: Carlos had a dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joanne Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Butcher Hutchinson He'll make mincemeat out of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Job: Pope Player: Urbi et Orbi Emanuelsson Reason: Terrible joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chief Posted April 18, 2017 Author Share Posted April 18, 2017 Earring manufacturer Gary Hooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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