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Pauli is in exile. 

The hero of OMDT floating out there in the technological wilderness like Zod in the Phantom zone.

Probably ousted by some Club related Illuminati for wearing a protest retro striped shirt and being considered a danger of causing riot by SAG.

 

It makes me sick!

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He really is out there, apparently he was having an issue posting earlier today or last night. Some of the posters questioning where he is in this very thread know this is the case.

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Unofficial match day thread 

Sheffield Wednesday vs Cardiff 

KO 15:00

 

Cardiff is in the most southernly part of the north west of wales but abit to east right next to Kiveton park (if you go over the motorway bridge you've gone to far) 

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In 1902 Henry ford cortina while trekking to his holiday in Todwick broke down just past the petrol station in wales being quite a dab at the old motorised horse car he was quick to realise what the problem was, it was the differential! He quickly rang his BFF Pauli but he didn't answer the call!

Realising he was stuck and with only a costa coffee and ginsters pasty from the petrol station to live on he rang the the only person he knew in the area a bloke called Colin Wänker 

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he quickly began to explain his situation to a bemused Colin who sadly replied "I'm too busy at the moment talking abart wednesday! I won't be able to get to you for at least 3 months!!!

Henry although somewhat annoyed realised he had no other option than to wait it out decided to create a football team for income and to pass the time and decided to name it after the cause of his problem... Cardiff! and as Colin finally arrived 58 years later he decided to give him a crack at managing the team! 

Other famous people from wales include 3CPO and Vincent tan who are a homosexual couple who own a tanning shop called batshít crazy tans tans.

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Match day song:

match day drink: cold Bovril while you longingly stare at the empty space where the concourse TVs used to be.

 

match day food: Easter egg.

 

matchday apparel: owt just don't go nude. 

 

COME ON WEDNESDAY!!!

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unlike this UMDT! Sorry Pauli... sorry Owlstalk

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Unofficial match day thread 

Sheffield Wednesday vs Cardiff 

KO 15:00

 

Cardiff is in the most southernly part of the north west of wales but abit to east right next to Kiveton park (if you go over the motorway bridge you've gone to far) 

IMG_5652.JPG.89b413b570cbabb88cef92208c1f53eb.JPG

In 1902 Henry ford cortina while trekking to his holiday in Todwick broke down just past the petrol station in wales being quite a dab at the old motorised horse car he was quick to realise what the problem was, it was the differential! He quickly rang his BFF Pauli but he didn't answer the call!

Realising he was stuck and with only a costa coffee and ginsters pasty from the petrol station to live on he rang the the only person he knew in the area a bloke called Colin Wänker 

IMG_5651.JPG.da49b52a729c8a61643f08d8717d9054.JPG

he quickly began to explain his situation to a bemused Colin who sadly replied "I'm too busy at the moment talking abart wednesday! I won't be able to get to you for at least 3 months!!!

Henry although somewhat annoyed realised he had no other option than to wait it out decided to create a football team for income and to pass the time and decided to name it after the cause of his problem... Cardiff! and as Colin finally arrived 58 years later he decided to give him a crack at managing the team! 

Other famous people from wales include 3CPO and Vincent tan who are a homosexual couple who own a tanning shop called batshít crazy tans tans.

IMG_5654.JPG.688d8c134e1e634d96f5535324072783.JPG

IMG_5653.JPG.96e853db78005d1501d488e9642e8b50.JPG

 

 

Match day song:

match day drink: cold Bovril while you longingly stare at the empty space where the concourse TVs used to be.

 

match day food: Easter egg.

 

matchday apparel: owt just don't go nude. 

 

COME ON WEDNESDAY!!!

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unlike this UMDT! Sorry Pauli... sorry Owlstalk

Nice try LJH1867owls, sorry I couldn't engage Taylor this week so we have to make do with Gerty...482683_353146014791462_833125261_n.jpg.7f280f844b66ad52317c5fd7feca5428.jpg COME ON WEDNESDAY UTO WAWAW !

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Unofficial match day thread 

Sheffield Wednesday vs Cardiff 

KO 15:00

 

Cardiff is in the most southernly part of the north west of wales but abit to east right next to Kiveton park (if you go over the motorway bridge you've gone to far) 

IMG_5652.JPG.89b413b570cbabb88cef92208c1f53eb.JPG

In 1902 Henry ford cortina while trekking to his holiday in Todwick broke down just past the petrol station in wales being quite a dab at the old motorised horse car he was quick to realise what the problem was, it was the differential! He quickly rang his BFF Pauli but he didn't answer the call!

Realising he was stuck and with only a costa coffee and ginsters pasty from the petrol station to live on he rang the the only person he knew in the area a bloke called Colin Wänker 

IMG_5651.JPG.da49b52a729c8a61643f08d8717d9054.JPG

he quickly began to explain his situation to a bemused Colin who sadly replied "I'm too busy at the moment talking abart wednesday! I won't be able to get to you for at least 3 months!!!

Henry although somewhat annoyed realised he had no other option than to wait it out decided to create a football team for income and to pass the time and decided to name it after the cause of his problem... Cardiff! and as Colin finally arrived 58 years later he decided to give him a crack at managing the team! 

Other famous people from wales include 3CPO and Vincent tan who are a homosexual couple who own a tanning shop called batshít crazy tans tans.

IMG_5654.JPG.688d8c134e1e634d96f5535324072783.JPG

IMG_5653.JPG.96e853db78005d1501d488e9642e8b50.JPG

 

 

Match day song:

match day drink: cold Bovril while you longingly stare at the empty space where the concourse TVs used to be.

 

match day food: Easter egg.

 

matchday apparel: owt just don't go nude. 

 

COME ON WEDNESDAY!!!

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unlike this UMDT! Sorry Pauli... sorry Owlstalk

Great effort well done, I can't see anything but a well deserved home win.    3-0   To the mighty owls !!!                    

            COME ON WEDNESDAY.      UTO 

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Morning all,

 

I guess Pauli might miss this one.  Can't fault him though, as he hasn't missed a game so far.  

 

Reckon we will win this.  Last game has rallied the players, so I'm going for a 3-0 Wednesday win.  

 

Hooper, Fletcher and Reach with the goals.  

 

TO VICTORY!!

 

COME ON WEDNESDAY!!!

 

 

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