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1 hour ago, Costello 77 said:

It's looking like a 7mph wind, max.

Factor in his running speed.

If his hair oscillates at,say, once every ten seconds..there could easily be sunstroke... depending.

A lot of our friends from north of the border & Ireland can be susceptible to the condition known as 'celtic skin'

 

Caused by mild increases in uv rays sufferers can develop symptoms such as salmon coloured foreheads & freckle chops.

 

A serious case ruled Darren Fletcher out for 18 months after he sat too close to the light of his open fridge whilst trying to see if milk really could turn quicker than Steven Naismith.

 

Doctors advise drinking copious amounts of Irn Bru & reading The Broons whilst in the shade.

 

I have suffered myself & I can tell you Barry had better be slathered in factor 80 tomorrow.

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2 hours ago, Costello 77 said:

Will Bannan struggle in the heat?

On my calculations it will be nearly 75 pitch side at 5.30 tomorrow.

It could effect a few.

 

He has died his barnet black for the game so he dosnt get sunstroke. 

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