Road Runner Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Different track...... He's gone. Congratulations i have been appointed for the last 8 games, so below i give the press my team and give the teamtalk too the players (injured players are fit): Westwood Fox Loovens Lees Hunt Mcmanaman Lee Hutchinson Fessi Hooper Rhodes "Play you're natural game, fessi and macca, attack the wings and push the full backs back. Get those crosses into the flipping into the mixer, Rhodesy hit the bag of air, attack it and rumble the onion bag. Lads remember don't over complicate it, keep it simple, do what you're good at. Let them know your here and play your game" Winners... 2-1 I've been sacked for gross misconduct and a betting scandal but I'm rich from the betting scandal and have bought the club. I am now chairman.... Congratulations you have just been appointed as manager so now is your press conference, your team talk and your team. (As chairman, I can and will sack you no compensation ) Get me promoted or take extended gardening leave for 35 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigash_swfc Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Can I be Urby?, pay me 30k and I'll post videos on Instagram to remind everyone I used to play football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Toni Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, tuttuttut said: Different track...... He's gone. Congratulations i have been appointed for the last 8 games, so below i give the press my team and give the teamtalk too the players (injured players are fit): Westwood Fox Loovens Lees Hunt Mcmanaman Lee Hutchinson Fessi Hooper Rhodes If only Carlos had that luxury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 (edited) I'll be Jack Hunt and retire Edited March 18, 2017 by Cosmo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, tuttuttut said: Different track...... He's gone. Congratulations i have been appointed for the last 8 games, so below i give the press my team and give the teamtalk too the players (injured players are fit): Westwood Fox Loovens Lees Hunt Mcmanaman Lee Hutchinson Fessi Hooper Rhodes "Play you're natural game, fessi and macca, attack the wings and push the full backs back. Get those crosses into the flipping into the mixer, Rhodesy hit the bag of air, attack it and rumble the onion bag. Lads remember don't over complicate it, keep it simple, do what you're good at. Let them know your here and play your game" Winners... 2-1 I've been sacked for gross misconduct and a betting scandal but I'm rich from the betting scandal and have bought the club. I am now chairman.... Congratulations you have just been appointed as manager so now is your press conference, your team talk and your team. (As chairman, I can and will sack you no compensation ) Get me promoted or take extended gardening leave for 35 years You must spend too much time on football manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Slip me 20k and I'll do the job on SAG . In a brown paper bag please Mr. New Chairman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kagoshimaowl Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Does anyone actually understand this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nath83 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 4 of your starting 11 are injured, 2 have only just come back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 I can't believe you're getting negged for this! Anyway, I'd start my first press conference with 'I have a dream...': totally original and might inspire a chant if I'm lucky. As for the team, I'd stick 11 shirts, 7 knuckledusters, 6 sharpened sticks and a honey badger in the dressing room before letting the lads battle it out. Whoever emerges with a shirt gets a game. I'd quietly slip Westwood an Uzi beforehand, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chow Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 I'll be Matias and be out on a rolling two week injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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