alcock dived

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About alcock dived

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    Sheffield Wednesday Reserves
  • Birthday 23/03/74

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    Istanbul, Turkey
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    WEDNESDAY!!!!!! obviously!

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  1. Wish i could be there mate, but living and working in Istanbul, it may prove difficult to get time off work and then having to convince the missis that I'm going to watch the footie down south I'll be with you in spirit though bey kuş kardeşim!
  2. No-one on there will know.
  3. Sorry missed the point of the thread reliving the match. Needless to say i may have a new bus based superstition!
  4. Was watching on my phone on the 15bk beykoz to kadikoy commuter bus in Istanbul after i finished work. My fellow commuters must have thought i was mental, especially when Shelvey missed that 60 yard tap in! Someone asked if i was watching Trabzonspor v Besiktas (3-4 final score if anyones interested). To which i replied 'course not, Wednesday Newcastle match in't it'. Then Lees scored, and i started punching the air, first time in my life here I had space on the bus to stand in, as the locals backed away from the 'çılgın yabancı' (crazy foreigner). A Beşiktaş fan who was following his match on his phone gave me a knowing look and a congratulatory 'eyvallah' when fletch scored as i tried to hide my delight this time. The tension was starting to tell toward the end, when my fellow traveller similarly punched the air as Beşiktaş grabbed a last minute equaliser. But i could barely muster the enthusiasm as 4 minutes were shown at the end of our game. I think he understood though!
  5. All pig fans... Er sorry thought you meant that popular beat combo.
  6. Perhaps a well-intentioned, though ultimately a misguided, poorly executed and ill-thought out, attempt to extinguish the fire started by the arsonist!
  7. I believe the correct terminology here would be the collective noun 'A south stand of flasks.' However, taking a thermos full of steaming hot p!ss is the behaviour of the unwashed at the stain!
  8. Were Ada Schitt and Uda Schitt any relation? I only ask as i was once Chattin Schitt but i changed my name by deed poll to Mustafa Schitt and lost contact. Or have i got the Schitts confused with the Schugggaz?
  9. Don't go to see your blade uncle the day after, that way Wednesday will win the day before and you can get bladdered the same evening and wake up the next afternoon with a hangover and a valid excuse! Piece of p1ss this time/space/consciousness continuum lark! WAWAW UTO
  10. One of them is wearing a feckin ManUre top on a cover photo: what a wee pipe! Yanks know nowt about football clearly.
  11. No, i was thinking of Hamlet's mate; Yorrick Hunt. Ah lass Knew him well.
  12. Which Hunt?
  13. I wanted us to sign Robert Prosineki from Red Star Belgrade back in the day. Would have loved to see him feeding the likes of Hirst, Waddle, and Bright with the amunition to destroy all before us. Whilst I'll admit I'm not sure how Abdi plays as i dont see as much English football as i used to, but i get a feeling he could be a similar style of player to Prosineki. Please correct me if I'm wrong though.
  14. According to Nixon Juventus have just accepted a rival bid from an unnamed club for Man Utd target Paul Pogba. Make of that what you will
  15. Forgot that it was Shreeves and not as i typed Shreeve, and couldn't think of an alternative - doh! A truly awful list to compile with a few notable exceptions!