[STEEL CITY ESCORTS]

Got attach file, or use the chappy near the smiley face? Many thanks in advance.

[Sam779]

Chappy near the smiley face.

[STEEL CITY ESCORTS]

Sam779, on 27 July 2010 - 05:50 PM, said:

Chappy near the smiley face.

Cheers! See if this works . . .

 1U7ZOCAC83IP3CA34QEJSCA97J7ZJCA8EPR8NCAJFCYFICAUHUC8ZCAI6DX8CCAI62PJCCAK1612QCAJWHO9LCAZ64T1RCA9HMSU0CAPGJIJ3CAY4D5ENCALU9OWJCARUJ371CAZCDYLECA5QC1B5.jpg (3.7K)
Number of downloads: 33

Shit! That came out small lol

This post has been edited by STEEL CITY ESCORTS: 27 July 2010 - 06:15 PM

[Sam779]

That's the first picture that I've seen to get smaller when you click it.

[Sam779]

You also uploaded as opposed to using the box near the smiley face didn't you?

The smiley faced option is better.

[STEEL CITY ESCORTS]

Sam779, on 27 July 2010 - 06:20 PM, said:

You also uploaded as opposed to using the box near the smiley face didn't you?

The smiley faced option is better.

Yeah that was a bloody diasterpiece! I'm normally a 'throw the instruction booklet out the window' type, but I dont get this 'Insert image', it goes to http://

Of course you need to add the rest of the code etc, but say I'm trawling google images, how the fook do you add into the url thing?

Or is it one of theses photo bucket deals?

[Sam779]

You click the image in google you want, then click view full image. Copy and paste the url in your address bar and then paste that in the http box (delete the http bit though first).

The photobucket thing is if you want to upload a photo from your computer, then you'd copy and paste the direct link that it provides you with.

[Sam779]

So the below image has this address in the address bar - http://www.motifake....-1219322178.jpg so you'd copy and paste that into the box near the smiley face thing.

http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0808/gay-test-demotivational-poster-1219322178.jpg

[STEEL CITY ESCORTS]

http://mono.whatevz.net/images/League_20of_20Gentlemen_20s3_20-_20Zombies_20_250w_f0yflL.jpg

Think I'm getting the hang of it! Just need a bigger image me thinks lol!

This post has been edited by STEEL CITY ESCORTS: 27 July 2010 - 06:51 PM

[STEEL CITY ESCORTS]

http://www.the-medium-is-not-enough.com/images/200901221335.jpg

Shit! Now that's big!

This post has been edited by STEEL CITY ESCORTS: 27 July 2010 - 06:57 PM

[Sam779]

Won't show for me - keep trying.

[STEEL CITY ESCORTS]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/16/markgatiss_1_396x222.jpg

That's me right now :biggrin:

[Doctor Duran]

My link

[Sam779]

Doc, you really aren't very good at this!

[Doctor Duran]

Sam779, on 29 July 2010 - 03:23 PM, said:

Doc, you really aren't very good at this!

I know.. pants innit.. every time I put http link into that box between the chain and the envelope it come up with a message ... I'm linking the images from google.. do they have to come from
elsewhere ?

I should know my limitations and get my kids to to it. lol

[Sam779]

You delete the http bit in that box and paste your new link.

So I go to google images and type what I want, getting me this screen.

I then click the second image that gets me the the following.

At this point you can click the 'full size image' link near the top on the right - the link which then appears in the address bar is the one you paste into the box between the link icon and the envelope icon.

Like this;
http://tower-dentistry.com/art/DrDuran_lg.jpg

[roaminowl]

Sam779, on 29 July 2010 - 11:49 AM, said:

Like this;
http://tower-dentistry.com/art/DrDuran_lg.jpg

FFS Sam. You are like one of those professional golfers that 'demonstrate' how to hit a golf ball 300 yards straight down the middle.

"Just do this." Thwack. "See. It's easy."

"But it doesn't do that for me!"

"You must be doing it wrong. Let me show you again." Thwack.

:rolleyes:

[Sam779]

It was a foolproof demonstration, although so were the last three I gave to the Doc.

What would your wise words be?

[StainlessOwl]

Whats wrong with IMG tags?

[img]URLOFIMAGE[/img*]

just take out the star and you're sound.

[Doctor Duran]

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/duran-duran-pr.0.0.0x0.431x336.jpeg



Wahy fecking hay.... Oh yeah.. oh yeah.. oh yeah...


Ooopss the office think I'm mad !!

Cheers Sam the man.. stand by for a flood of meaningless tat..

Pity this is my last day for a few weeks to properly be active on talk.. by time I get back I have forgot !!

This post has been edited by Doctor Duran: 30 July 2010 - 07:45 AM

[roaminowl]

Sam779, on 29 July 2010 - 04:55 PM, said:

It was a foolproof demonstration, although so were the last three I gave to the Doc.

What would your wise words be?

:blush:

Sorry Sam. I don't have any wise words. I just thought it was an interesting analogy.

But it looks like your message finally got through. I think I'll head to the golf course and thwack the ball 300 yards down the middle of the fairway now. :biggrin:

[Sam779]

The key is knowing at exactly what stage of the swing you should exert the maximum force, use too much strength too early or too late and the you will see your handicap stubbornly linger in double figures.
If you think conventionally , the wrists are not as important as the way a golfer uses their arms. Height is not as advantageous as you may think, with short people able to hit a ball almost as far as their taller competitors if they use the right technique. The shoulders relative to the spine, the arms relative to the shoulders and the wrists relative to the arms.
Maximum power should be used from the start of the backswing, but also build up the power throughout the swing, using full force by the time you strike the ball.

Let me know how you get on mate.

[roaminowl]

Sam779, on 30 July 2010 - 11:35 AM, said:

The key is knowing at exactly what stage of the swing you should exert the maximum force, use too much strength too early or too late and the you will see your handicap stubbornly linger in double figures.
If you think conventionally , the wrists are not as important as the way a golfer uses their arms. Height is not as advantageous as you may think, with short people able to hit a ball almost as far as their taller competitors if they use the right technique. The shoulders relative to the spine, the arms relative to the shoulders and the wrists relative to the arms.
Maximum power should be used from the start of the backswing, but also build up the power throughout the swing, using full force by the time you strike the ball.

Let me know how you get on mate.

You really are a fountain of knowledge Sam.

However, I don't read instructions very well. Perhaps you could create a video which demonstrates the above technique and post it here for us 'high handicappers'.

[Sam779]

:biggrin:

[STEEL CITY ESCORTS]

Sam779, on 30 July 2010 - 02:35 PM, said:

The key is knowing at exactly what stage of the swing you should exert the maximum force, use too much strength too early or too late and the you will see your handicap stubbornly linger in double figures.
If you think conventionally , the wrists are not as important as the way a golfer uses their arms. Height is not as advantageous as you may think, with short people able to hit a ball almost as far as their taller competitors if they use the right technique. The shoulders relative to the spine, the arms relative to the shoulders and the wrists relative to the arms.
Maximum power should be used from the start of the backswing, but also build up the power throughout the swing, using full force by the time you strike the ball.

Let me know how you get on mate.

A bit like this . . . I hope :biggrin:
http://www.top20fun.com/images/pictures/0177.jpg

[roaminowl]

I think Sam simplified his instructions to this:


http://howtobuildyourgolfswing.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/golfswing.jpg

[roaminowl]

Well done Sam. My first picture in a post. Your instructions worked a treat. :biggrin:

[Sam779]

Was it really? After all these years?

[roaminowl]

Sam779, on 31 July 2010 - 05:00 AM, said:

Was it really? After all these years?

I recall doing it once before with 'old' owlstalk, but I think it just involved posting a link in the post - memory isn't working like it should. :blush:

I have managed to embed a YouTube video into a post though. More luck than judgment but it still counts.


Edit: You should know that I haven't done it before Sam since you follow me around like a lonely lap dog, :biggrin:

This post has been edited by roaminowl: 31 July 2010 - 04:18 PM