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[beano]

http://www.htafc.com...2721888,00.html

Poor form that thieves struck a community orientated venture, however can we make a song out of it?

I know with the wealth of lyrical talent we regularly showcase on here, someone can come up with something.

Oi Neil, make your bands earn their corn and put their talents to use!

[horny owl]

On a side note w@nkers caught stealing metal for scrap should be kicked senseless then chucked in jail to be bummed by Mr Big.

Trampy scum gypo b@stards.

[Lythamowl]

weve got more lead than you?



sorry...i'll get my coat

[EatMyGOAAAALLLLL]

When I got pissed, I felt like a youth,
Jumped this fence, got on the roof,
The only thing, that I could nick,
Was an unbeaten run, slates and brick,

We've all got lead roofs, we've all got lead roofs...

(We all hate leeds scum tume)

[Dore Owl]

There's no lead in your pencils, just like your roof. It was the Blunts.

Not much of a song I know.

[beano]

When I got pissed, I felt like a youth,
Jumped this fence, got on the roof,
The only thing, that I could nick,
Was an unbeaten run, slates and brick,

We've all got lead roofs, we've all got lead roofs...

(We all hate leeds scum tume)

I like this one

[Lythamowl]

When I got pissed, I felt like a youth,
Jumped this fence, got on the roof,
The only thing, that I could nick,
Was an unbeaten run, slates and brick,

We've all got lead roofs, we've all got lead roofs...

(We all hate leeds scum tume)

I'll have to grudgingly conceed you may have just edged mine there pal.....

[Owl_in_Hudds]

"ken davy's nicked the lead from your roof, from your roof"

that will rile em :)

[EatMyGOAAAALLLLL]

I think yours is a bit more catchy Lytham pal, mines the result of a slow day at work.

[burnt_toast]

Where's ya lead roof gone? Where's ya lead roof gone?

[Lythamowl]

I think yours is a bit more catchy Lytham pal, mines the result of a slow day at work.

we'll call it a draw then mate!

[Go For It Owl]

weve got more lead than you?



sorry...i'll get my coat

When I got pissed, I felt like a youth,
Jumped this fence, got on the roof,
The only thing, that I could nick,
Was an unbeaten run, slates and brick,

We've all got lead roofs, we've all got lead roofs...

(We all hate leeds scum tume)

We'll give em both a go - practising already

[EatMyGOAAAALLLLL]

Sound I'd stick with Lytham's, it's a little catchier!

[beano]

We'll give em both a go - practising already

Wish I could go

[asteener1867]

You had a shed as big as this
you had a shed as big as this
now theres no roof, doors or windows
you had a shed as big as this

Come and have a drink with us
we'll drink you to a frenzy
We will pay i'm flush today
we nicked some lead last Wednesday
nah nah nah nah nah nah
I'm singin' it with feelin'
nah nah nah nah nah nah
wheres yer fookin' ceilin'?


Honolulu Wednesday
where'd you get that lead?
Honolulu Wednesday
from a fvckin' cowshed
honolulu Wednesday
50 quid it did yield
just to pay for some Owls fans
to go to Huddersfield

[EatMyGOAAAALLLLL]

Those are quality Asteener

Gotta be the honolulu one for me!

[Go For It Owl]

You had a shed as big as this
you had a shed as big as this
now theres no roof, doors or windows
you had a shed as big as this

Come and have a drink with us
we'll drink you to a frenzy
We will pay i'm flush today
we nicked some lead last Wednesday
nah nah nah nah nah nah
I'm singin' it with feelin'
nah nah nah nah nah nah
wheres yer fookin' ceilin'?


Honolulu Wednesday
where'd you get that lead?
Honolulu Wednesday
from a fvckin' cowshed
honolulu Wednesday
50 quid it did yield
just to pay for some Owls fans
to go to Huddersfield

These ^^^^^^

[beano]

Quality as always Asteener!

The 'Come and Have a Drink' one is quality!

[Lythamowl]

For breif moment of glory I thought the MASSIVE would be signing a song I came up with...what a honour!!

then asteneer appeared and put me back in my rightful place...quality as always sir!

[standerino]

Asteener - they are all fantastic! I'm in!

[beano]

For breif moment of glory I thought the MASSIVE would be signing a song I came up with...what a honour!!

then asteneer appeared and put me back in my rightful place...quality as always sir!

Out do him!

Make a better one!

[Owling Wolfe]

Shagging dogs,
Nicking lead
And your grounds a fuckin shed

That's all I could think of, somebody work on it

Edited by Owling Wolfe, 05 April 2012 - 12:23 PM.

[Owling Wolfe]

You're Huddersfield
and your inbred Kuunts
Nearly as bad as the blunts.

Edited by Owling Wolfe, 05 April 2012 - 12:24 PM.

[Bertyofcleck]

We can't beat the Town,
we can't beat the TOOOOWWWWNNN,
we're only sheff wednesday,
we can't beat the Town.

[royalowlisback]

I was minding my Business,
Lifting some lead,
Off the roof of a community Club,
It was worthwhile, living a laughable life,
To set my eyes on a blistering sight,
Sunflower in a tutu,
He's not strange,
Terriers fans are naturally gay....

Borrowed and amended accordingly - with thanks to the Smiths.

[oh_weds_we_love_you]

We can't beat the Town,
we can't beat the TOOOOWWWWNNN,
we're only sheff wednesday,
we can't beat the Town.

Or...

"We've got more points than you
We've got more points than you
We've got more points than you
We've got more points than you!

[Lythamowl]

Out do him!

Make a better one!

I would if I could mate...sadly when it comes to songwriting i'm a bit like leon clarke....not very good at all

[Bertyofcleck]

Or...

"We've got more points than you
We've got more points than you
We've got more points than you
We've got more points than you!

Make sure you sing it before full time

[oh_weds_we_love_you]

Make sure you sing it before full time

It will still be accurate at 3pm on Saturday!

[Bertyofcleck]

It will still be accurate at 3pm on Saturday!

That would mean you actually coming and getting at least a point.
I suppose by law of averages, you must do that sooner or later!!

[Bertyofcleck]

Or...

"We've got more points than you
We've got more points than you
We've got more points than you
We've got more points than you!

Or,
To the tune of 'four nil, and you fckd it up'

More points, and we fckd it up,
more points, and we fckd it up,
more points etc etc

[pompeyowl]

Or,
To the tune of 'four nil, and you fckd it up'

More points, and we fckd it up,
more points, and we fckd it up,
more points etc etc

That might work had we've been 4-0 up and fvcked it up!

[royalowlisback]

Lead is free,
Lead is free,
Lead is free,
Lead is free,
Nicking lead from the roof,
Lead is free.

To the tune of Let It Be by The Beatles.

[Bertyofcleck]

That might work had we've been 4-0 up and fvcked it up!

I did notice

I'm still half asleep after driving home on Tuesday night

[beano]

Or...

"We stole your roof from you
We stole your roof from you
We stole your roof from you
We stole your roof from you!

[oasisowl81]

When I got pissed, I felt like a youth,
Jumped this fence, got on the roof,
The only thing, that I could nick,
Was an unbeaten run, slates and brick,

We've all got lead roofs, we've all got lead roofs...

(We all hate leeds scum tume)

gotta be this one cant wait now roll on saturday

[The Courteener]

Iv got some lead as big as this, I'v got some lead as big as this....