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asteener1867

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asteener1867 last won the day on October 6 2023

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  1. Thats how I see it, he may bask in reflected glory for a week, then he'll get jealous and do summat stupid
  2. I remember seeing a clip from a USA baseball game, hotdog vendor stood at the end of the row, and the fans on the row passed the dollars down to the bloke on the end of the row, hepassed the hotdogs down. Imagine that on The Kop??...pass yer money down the row to the bloke on the end.....2 seconds later.... he's halfway up Herries rd wiv all the cash!!!
  3. "Interesting" ? you mean nervewracking mate...interesting is reading a book
  4. "don't worry lad, you did the right thing....."WAWAW?"
  5. Its like the Gods of football were at a meeting , looking at the fixtures. zeus says "looks like Wednesday are down again" Athena (who's symbol is an Owl) replies.. " yes zeus, they were put through the mill last season, all for naught" Zeus "I took them up in last minute at Londinium.... (Dunno) Athena "Yes and then sacked their manager" Zeus "FFS! woman what do you want from me ?" ENTER LOKI Zeus "Are you lost you soft Nordic twa t..yer in the totally wrong pantheon thingy!!" Loki "Hear me out Zeus....I've got this idea about a reight comedic f.ook up this morning" Zeus..."By Whom" Athena.. "Blackburn ..If I don't get Blackburn, I'm gonna cry and cry and.. Zeus "FFS!..Ok Loki...show us it " Zeus "That.... is absolutely f.ooking hilarious..So be it" Thats exactly how it happened
  6. I'm 66, and i was walking about the sodding kitchen like a Victorian maiden from a f ooking Dickens Novel..all bloody swooning and clutching me breast as 11 minutes injury time came up...."Woe is me...I think I've got the vapours"...bloody pathetic.... but WELL PLAYED THE WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. 101 minutes for a bloody football match....Bloody mudskippers evolved into things that could build houses in that time ffs...blow the whistle you faltering fookwit
  8. It is if blackburn join in.... Blow the whistle you dodderin' tw *t!!!!
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