Its like the Gods of football were at a meeting , looking at the fixtures.
zeus says
"looks like Wednesday are down again"
Athena (who's symbol is an Owl) replies..
" yes zeus, they were put through the mill last season, all for naught"
Zeus
"I took them up in last minute at Londinium.... (Dunno)
Athena
"Yes and then sacked their manager"
Zeus
"FFS! woman what do you want from me ?"
ENTER LOKI
Zeus
"Are you lost you soft Nordic twa t..yer in the totally wrong pantheon thingy!!"
Loki
"Hear me out Zeus....I've got this idea about a reight comedic f.ook up this morning"
Zeus..."By Whom"
Athena..
"Blackburn ..If I don't get Blackburn, I'm gonna cry and cry and..
Zeus
"FFS!..Ok Loki...show us it "
Zeus
"That.... is absolutely f.ooking hilarious..So be it"
Thats exactly how it happened