They were the McDonald’s owners doing mystery shopper visits.
I spoke to them because I asked for extra gherkin and didn’t get it. Just as I was opening my Big Mac to show the staff member they came to have a look.
I had a Wednesday shirt on so they asked me about it. The daughter said “Daddy, I like the blue and white stripes - I demand you buy them me!” Whilst chewing her gum.
”Now, now Veronica - you can’t have everything you want!”
”Daddy, buy me that football club”
”ok dear, I’ll see what we can do”
Then she grabbed some more gum from
behind the counter and a member of staff that looked like an Oompa Lumpa tried to stop her.
But she ignored him, turned into a balloon and floated to the ceiling.
That was the last I heard of them as I angrily walked out due to McD’s running out of gherkins.