Mr MooCow

It's complicated.

6 beach balls, 1 dolphin and a 4 year old in block 550 - hopefully I'll be coming back home with one of them.

Fokkers

Jose, I've told you a hundred times, stop singing that effin Enrique song.

Only 5-0, you must have nerves of steel. 10-0 up after 5 minutes, Hull down to 9 men and Michael Vaughan brought on as a late substitute ref and I'll still have doubts.

He's on his way backHe's on his way back Inflatable Jesus He's on his way back

Just to note, I checked my son's ID and postcode with the retail office yesterday and they had the wrong postcode recorded. They corrected it over the phone, however it appears that this didn't link with the SEE database as I had to order his ticket this morning using the old one.

When he did the grass-cutter goal kick my nerves were so bad I thought the pressure was getting to the team and we would impload. When we cleared it the camera panned to Westwood and he had a big cheshire grin on his face like he was in a training session, no so stress what so ever. That's when I knew we would do it. Bring on Wembly, can't effin wait.

I've not done yet today, but with the butterflies I'm feeling I doubt it'll be hard.

He's picked up an injury already.

We may come unstuck though if we try playing the triangle with one player.

Scoring a second (or third) could also have killed off the game.

Try to get the nipper ready and out the house for his first game by 10am. Tube to St Pancras. Train to Sheffield - beer if poss. Tram. Watch my first game from the Grandstand/South - beer if poss. Keep fingers crossed for a win and the nipper lasting 90 mins. Try to get back to the station in an hour, hopefully still with the nipper.

Looks like you managed to extinguish the Land of Fire! (Unless I'm looking at the wrong page)