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Sleigh bells ring are you listenin'?

Down the Lane snow is glistenin',

the car park replete, , snowy prints of bare feet

Walkin' in a Wednesday wonderland

 

Gone away is their Hotel

What will stay ?, no-one can tell

Chengdu Blades gone, ? tell me what did go wong?

Wokin' in a Wednesday wonderland

 

We got Mr C an' tuna millions

they got Sue mcCabe an' bugger all

should the Blades have stuck with that cross dresser?

or maybe try with no bugger at all?

 

As the Owls they fly higher

as they sink in the mire

A wonderful sight, I'm happy tonight

Walkin' in a Wednesday wonderland

 

 

 

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When Fernando scores a goal

Oh he just might like to know

He's put a great big smile, on my bloody face

And when Wallace crosses in

Across my face becomes a grin

Cos I'm too bloody used to

Wingers crossing the ball straight out of plaaaaaay

 

Oh I wish we could sign players, every day

But deep down we know that Jordan Rhodes is on his way

Oh I wish we could sign players, every daaaay.

Get your wallet out, please Dejphon!

 

As we walk through Hillsborough Park

To the stadium in the dark

Barry Bannan comes and says he'll lead the way

And when I go to buy a pie

Baz is serving, what a guy

Then he sprints for the 90 before rowing from Blighty to Norwaaaaaay. 

 

Oh I wish we could sign players, every day.

So the band could learn a brand new song to play

Oh I wish we could sign players, every day.

Won't you sign up please, Ben Marshall.

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Christmas is comin'.

.(Hoopers rather fat)

but training and the odd game

Should soon put an end to that

The jury's out on Nuhiu

the Jury's in on Joao

The jury in their fury

cannot see whats happenin' now

 

One point off the play offs

Chansiris plan on track

no fear of relegation

an' FF in attack

As you sit an eat your Turkey

reflect on times in 't' past

Jewell Yorath Shreeves an' all

and how it didn't last

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Dirty pigs are you listenin'?

Carlos has, the Massive glistenin',

A beautiful sight

Now we ain't sh*te

Walkin' in a Wednesday wonderland

Gone away is the booing,

Here to stay is the wooing,

We sing and we bounce,

United still flounce,

Walking in a Wednesday wonderland.

Lucas Joao just makes us all shout "Whoa man"

With him up top the Wednesday never frown.

We'll say: Are you happy?

He'll say: yes man,

We'll all buy him a pint

When he's in town.

At the Lane, playoffs looming,

Lose on pens, piggies fuming

Stuck in League 1,

Another year gone,

Walking in a Wednesday wonderland.

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There is no hope, down there at the sty

A tiny star, lights up Sheffield's sky

All across Hillsborough, dawns a brand new morn

This came too pass, when Bannan was born

 

Grants every wish, then sails the seven seas

Then he gets changed, he's at Hillsborough by 3

He just jogs around, makes a pass or four

1 minute gone, sprints for 44 

 

Sees Joao's tooth, fall straight too the ground

He picks it up, and then puts in a crown

Becomes fluent in, German, French and Thai

Gets this all done, and it's only just half-time

 

It's not a dream, nor illusion now

He's in clean through, passed by Lucas Joao

He first knits a scarf, for my great Uncle

Then takes a shot, Bannan scored a goal

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