pauli Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Last of the pre season friendlies. Against a football team from Scotland who are called St. Mirren. But who cares? Doesn’t matter if it’s Barcelona or Crewe Alexander. Today is special... First look at our stunning new blue perimeter. It is blue! Look at it. Blue ah tell thee! First look at our beautiful new pitch - like a snooker table. But bigger. With Astroturf round the edges. Look at it! It is marked out for playing football. There are corner flags and nets too! First look at our gigantic new 4K definition scoreboard - like sitting three inches in front of telly at home. Look at it! As big as a house! Reyt bobby dazzler that! First look at our new, space-age dugouts! They have heated, royal blue Recaro seats with all owls stitched on. Look at them! Imagine how comfy our Adthe will feel, waiting to come on for the last 20 minutes and sitting there all nice and warm on a Tuesday night in November. Toasty! First look at King Carlos the Magnificent with his beautiful Mediterranean tan and finely chiseled features as he masterfully directs the game from his technical area with the flair of a genius composer conducting his 100 piece orchestra! Look at him as the sun shines out of his arse! Look at the directors box where our beloved Mr. Chansiri sits. As he waves and smiles benevolently to his subjects, surrounded by suitcases stuffed full of fifty pound notes. Look at him while he laughs as only Buddha could! He is minted! THE IMPORTANT BIT Venue: Hillsborough Stadium, SheffieldDate: Saturday, 1st August 2015Kick-off: 3:00pm Matchday Apparel: Home Shirt. Matchday Drink: Proper Sheffield beer at last. Matchday Pie: A hot one. Inside. Matchday Song: "Don’t Step On The Grass, Sam" by Steppenwolf… MATCH DAY FACTS Head to Head We have never played against St. Mirren in a competitive game before. MINTYNESS Look at all them Taylor Swifts. There are four Tay-Tays. FOUR! All at the same time. Some serious dosh right there. Look at them! WE’VE GOT TAYLOR SWIFT!WE’VE GOT TAYLOR SWIFT!WE’VE GOT TAYLOR SWIFT!WE’VE GOT TAYLOR SWIFT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devonshire_owl Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Excellent Pauli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damianb1 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 That was quick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wednesdayite Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 And look at the flags, they've returned And the nets, they're blue It's a proper football stadium that there Hillsborough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WESTENDOWL Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Class as always Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 B-e-a-u-tiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Superb. And classic song choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Thank you Paulie I can go to bed now. Don't forget all of you the 1st of August is Yorkshire day.Unfortunately I'm going to have to celebrate it under the Andalusian sun.Back for next Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Nice one Pauli. I really hope the performances starts to click and we go on a goal scoring rampage. 8 nil to Wednesday. Nuhiu, Lavery, McGugan, Lees, Helan Matias, Westwood, and Wallace the scorers, in that order. COME ON WEDNESDAY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBOwl Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Brilliant as always Pauli. Keep it up! 4 Tay-tays?! We really are minted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 This one is in the bag after that OMDT intro. Only ever one way it is gonna go (soz 'ard St Miz). Morning all, hope you're keeping well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxine Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Can't wait to see Hillsborough 3-1 Come on Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest minsk owl Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 we're avin' a few goals today !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Taylor Swift 'Born to be Wild' Steppen Wolf but how many McGinn's will she be up against. Last time I was up there they had three on the pitch ! Today the score does not matter it's all about Sex with Old Lady who has had a well deserved Spa Treatment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheffieldOwl47 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando_Trustful Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Big game this one. The fans need to see something remotely convincing today. A defeat and there will be a poisonous atmosphere at Hillsborough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Johnbloodaxe Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Great OMDT. you are a master. COME ON WEDNESDAY. Wish i could be there but in hospital in smoggy boro at moment. Bugger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Best OMDT ever. Well done pauli...! Wish I was going, but my two lads wil be there to cheer them on and get a sneak preview of the old lady. Can you imagine the groundsman when that first slide tackle goes in and takes up a yard of turf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnOwl55 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 A* OMDT Will have to do with Wednesday Player to keep me in touch today. Hope JP has the words to convey just how magnificent the old place looks now. CC asking for a reaction from the players and I am expecting just that after Wednesday evening: 4-0 to the Portuguese wizards with goals from: Matias, Lucas, Lopez and Semedo!! Have fun if you are going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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