Sultan_Pepper Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Can we create a list of people who take these threads seriously and then get them sent for some form of common sense training? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
since59owe Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Someone's taking the p I s s They will need extra mop buckets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteG_1984 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 If this isn't bullshit, I don't mind paying a little for a wee wee but this is asking for massive puddles of wee wee by 5pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBOwl Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 (edited) You on the north? A guy infront of me is the same. Bit of a running jokeNo, I'm on the South mate. Don't want to give away where though, as he might be reading this and start going even more just to spite me... Edited July 31, 2015 by SBOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianowl Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 The club will pull a rollercoaster tycoon and give out pints for free but going to the loo will cost £40 each time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee A Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 (edited) I'm all for this, just do it at your seat Players will soon get their act together if they know there's 20 odd thousand people armed with a bag of warm p!ss ready to launch if they misplace a pass Edited July 31, 2015 by Lee A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POWP Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Are we doing categories for this as well??? If so, what is Category A or B? Category A is for a number 2 and Category B is a number 1 I presume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianowl Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I'm all for this, just do it at your seat Players will soon get their act together if they know there's 20 odd thousand people armed with a bag of warm p!ss ready to launch if they misplace a pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S25OWL Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 It's ok - I heard you get a stamp everytime you go ... Five stamps and you get a FREE pie worth a £1 (its £3 for Loyalty Card though - which gives you one free visit per game - a saving of £1.60 per season if you visit every match) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonowl Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 2.00-2.30 pm Category G 10p 2.35-2.55 pm Cat F 20p 2.55-3.01 pm Cat D 40p 3.01-3.40 pm Cat E 30p 3.40-3.45 pm Cat B 90p 3.45-3.55 pm Cat A* £6.82 3.55-4.02 pm Cat A £2.50 4.02-4.43 pm Cat C 60p 4.43-5.00 pm Cat D* 50p 5.00-5.45 pm Cat AA** £33.60 (2 pints for a fiver remember). It's ok though because facilities are going to be improved. Nice carpet is being put down in toilets and there will be a black and white 14" Telebox in the corner showing reruns of Happy Days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UpTheOwlsss Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Can't see this being true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 (edited) New update on Toilet situation. Izal Bogga 20p per square Cushelle 40p per square Andrex 60p per square Then for the post dump experience Manky old Towel 20p per wipe Cheapo brown paper towels 40p per square Nearly take your hands off/make you hands look like Mr Burns superdryer £1.00 per blast And just for Orlando, Gloryhole - all you can eat buffet for a fiver..... Edited July 31, 2015 by royalowlisback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentpete Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 http://www.biorelief.com/stadium-pal-kit.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chow Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 (edited) wee wee in a cup it is Edited July 31, 2015 by Animal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulture_squadron Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 #pissforjordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamsandwich Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 S/t's don't have to pay Only the part timers Id actually be up for this... keep the riff raff out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Next season it will cost 20p to access the concourse toilets. According to twitter that is. Thoughts? If you buy a phase one toilet ticket its only 10p per visit but you do have to bring your own bog roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poite Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 10p with membership Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markowl Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Can't see this being true No shît and pîss Sherlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spineynorman78 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I hope this is true as it would give me the opportunity to scrawl the following graffiti on the bog walls: "Here I sit, broken hearted, 20p and only farted" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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