Lord Snooty Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Once more by the fire. “Sit, friend. What news?†“Strange times. Strange times†“How so, the war-bands advance?†“No. They are appeased for now.†“A peace treaty?†“A lone messenger appeared tonight on the stadium bridge with news from the King. No trumpets, no fanfare. Just a pre-written scroll†“And …?†“Carlos of Portugal is to be the new Chief of Guard†“When was this?†“This evening. As the dark cloak of night took the heat of the day. 10:30 by the moon-dial†“A strange time for such a decision†“True, true. But rumour has come from the Midlands that Captain Pearson, once of this shire has gone rogue from the Den of Foxes†“Pearson of the 91’s†“The same.†“ And…†“He had gathered great support over the last hours of the days sun. Legions were gathering at Whirlow. The King had to act before the invasion.†“This Carlos, I thought he was merely a tutor for the home guard.†“Hidden pedigree , according to the messenger†“Was he not the same who ran from the Ottoman Empire?†“Indeed. But many run from there. Only the lunatic Berserker Souness really made a fist of it†“A lunatic indeed†“And the baying mob at the Gates of Hillsborough, where are they now?†“After the messenger's speech they drifted away into the night.†“Do you think they will remain calm? That war is avoided?†“They seemed underwhelmed. One thing is certain. Carlos must win his first battle.†“Then the King must open the treasury†“Hush. Don’t let anyone hear…†“But he must. For if Chief Carlos’ army is not strengthened then the spectre of Captain Pearson will loom large over the Kings reign, as big as the shadow of the South Stand on the nearside wing. The natives will be restless once more. †“Interesting times my friend. For now we can do no more than wait. Come, have some ale.†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Ave m'Lud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poite Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I actually enjoyed that. Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Snoots, top stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMX Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Clegg Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Bit of light relief. Really enjoyed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deleted member Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Wasn't going to bother due to the length, then saw the reviews... Sterling work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustyfunk Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 What happens next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesWalker Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Top stuff Best post all off season Edited July 1, 2015 by DesWalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanzaroteowl Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 "So great sage Snooty, what of the Ginger Ninja?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennz Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Got the makings of a novel there Snoots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night-Owl Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) That was marvelous mi' Lord. Can't help picturing the Fast Show or something like that for some reason. You ain't Lord Ralph by any chance? Edited July 2, 2015 by MilansMissingMarbles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casbahowl Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Inspired M'Lud ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) "Wasn't going to bother due to the length" Spoken like the lady wife on our wedding night! "So great sage Snooty, what of the Ginger Ninja?" Tales of the Ginger one are coming in drips and drabs. Soon as there is anything to know it will be on here! Edited July 2, 2015 by Lord Snooty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyboy66 Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Spoken like the lady wife on our wedding night! Tales of the Ginger one are coming in drips and drabs. Soon as there is anything to know it will be on here! Newsflash...still signing on...looking to work in the forestry industry...conservation officer for Greno Woods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mum Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Once more by the fire. “Sit, friend. What news?†“Strange times. Strange times†“How so, the war-bands advance?†“No. They are appeased for now.†“A peace treaty?†“A lone messenger appeared tonight on the stadium bridge with news from the King. No trumpets, no fanfare. Just a pre-written scroll†“And …?†“Carlos of Portugal is to be the new Chief of Guard†“When was this?†“This evening. As the dark cloak of night took the heat of the day. 10:30 by the moon-dial†“A strange time for such a decision†“True, true. But rumour has come from the Midlands that Captain Pearson, once of this shire has gone rogue from the Den of Foxes†“Pearson of the 91’s†“The same.†“ And…†“He had gathered great support over the last hours of the days sun. Legions were gathering at Whirlow. The King had to act before the invasion.†“This Carlos, I thought he was merely a tutor for the home guard.†“Hidden pedigree , according to the messenger†“Was he not the same who ran from the Ottoman Empire?†“Indeed. But many run from there. Only the lunatic Berserker Souness really made a fist of it†“A lunatic indeed†“And the baying mob at the Gates of Hillsborough, where are they now?†“After the messenger's speech they drifted away into the night.†“Do you think they will remain calm? That war is avoided?†“They seemed underwhelmed. One thing is certain. Carlos must win his first battle.†“Then the King must open the treasury†“Hush. Don’t let anyone hear…†“But he must. For if Chief Carlos’ army is not strengthened then the spectre of Captain Pearson will loom large over the Kings reign, as big as the shadow of the South Stand on the nearside wing. The natives will be restless once more. †“Interesting times my friend. For now we can do no more than wait. Come, have some ale.†brilliant.Could do with you writing programme notes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 "So great sage Snooty, what of the Ginger Ninja?" http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic/219441-come-back-gary-megson/?p=6118833 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sl-OWL-ly Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not for me And it took you a week to figure that out ? Brilliant Snoot's, I for one have missed your wit and am glad to see you're back... Not much of an endorsement I'll admitt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMX Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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