Guest Carlo Ancelotti Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 A lot of man hours went into this so it's very thorough and correct. Now, here's my PSG team on FIFA 14 (not 15) GK- Courtois RB- Azpilicueta CB- Godin CB- Silva © LB- Alaba CDM- Kroos RM- Lucas LM- Lavezzi CAM- Isco RS- Ibrahimovic LS- Cavani Subs- Verratti Xabi Alonso Vidic Ashley Cole Ronaldinho Sagna Lewandowski Something didn't sit right with this team and it needed some attention. I racked my brain and decided my striking options were average at best. So instead of investing the couple of million I'd saved for the youth squad I thought I'd chuck it St Johnstones way and invite Stevie to Paris. He accepted. Expectations were high for the season. Rightly so as I'd spunked well over one hundred mill. My first 3 league games came and went and my position at PSG was under major scrutiny. Stade Brest (A) - 0-1 L Montpellier HSC (H) - 0-0 D FC Lorient (A) - 0-0 D I needed a spark. So after giving Stevie the chance to settle In Paris I brought him into the team. This is how we lined up for our next fixture against Bordeaux. GK- Courtois RB- Azpilicueta CB- Godin CB- Silva LB- Alaba CDM- Kroos RM- Lucas LM- Lavezzi CAM- Isco RS- Ibrahimovic LS- STEVIE MAY © Thiago Silva was devastated he'd been stripped of the captaincy and attempted to get the Brazillian PM Diego Southamericannameo to declare war on Scotland. To my utter disbelief Stevie had no impact and by playing alongside Stevie May, Ibra's rating dropped by one. The next few games we were rescued from goals coming from Midfield. Ibra was replaced with Cavani, Cavani replaced with Lewandowski. Still nothing. I didn't want to admit it but the problem was Stevie. He'd over indulged on Wine, cheese, onions and had an unhealthy obsession with collecting mini statue Eiffel Towers. He was dropped and forgotten about. Until midway through the season Azpilicueta sustained an injury. Sagna was the obvious replacement but he'd been weeing me off whining about not playing. So this is how we lined up in the Champions Cup V Bayern Munich: GK- Courtois RB- STEVIE MAY © CB-- Godin CB- Silva LB- Alaba CDM- Kroos RM- Lucas LM- Lavezzi CAM- LETS ALL HAVE AN ISCO RS- Cavani LS- Lewandowski The game finished 0-0 away from home. With Stevie May tackling Ribery at least 4 times. Both standing and slide tackles. He even received a pat on the back from his old foe Silva. There you have it Stuey. If we're gonna get the best out if Stevie, he needs to be played in the correct position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) Edited March 5, 2015 by Zeus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IstillhateSteveBould Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Best thread of the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreshOwl Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 play him LB he can't be any worse than Dielna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southportdc Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Nobody can argue with such thorough work. Well done H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddyowl Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Brilliant.... ........brilliant but bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chow Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 WTf have I just read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corneliusreeve Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 WTf have I just read No idea , what's a PSG ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LocomotiveOwlerton Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Really very good OP. Was a maverick move to play Stevie at the back, glad it paid off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Carlo Ancelotti Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 No idea , what's a PSG ffs PARIS SAINT GERMAIN PSG PSG PSG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Are you sure you aren't called Dave Jones? It's just this compulsion to play people out of position. Just to double check, do you find yourself wanting to buy over the hill Cardiff cast offs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-Sole14 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I hope you sent this directly to Chansiri. I believe you can take us up next season Harry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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