@owlstalk Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 GORDON WATSON Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 We're owed at least 47 penalties anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 You're driving to work. Another driver falsifies an accident to make it seem your fault. You're fined,banned insurance trebled but hey, good luck to the guy everybody is doing it. You'd do it given the chance wouldn't you. Ey!! what about..you're driving to work and Gordon Watson Dives in front of your car and you run him over..but you don't really..he just pretends...and then you open yer car door and Francis Jeffers pretends yer wing mirror hit him in the stomach...So you get out to check on him..and as you bend over to see if he is breathing...fookin' Des Walker pretends to fall over yer bent body.....you look to where Des has landed and accidently stick the nut on lee Bullen!!!!!!!!!!!#] I mean........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moffatowl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Feck off then You really believe that cheating and diving is something we should endorse and encourage our kids to do.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) We're owed at least 47 penalties anyway. If we get to 50, maybe we can cash them in with the FA for a freebie that we can call in at any time. I just hope Stuart Gray saves it for when we REALLY need it and doesn't waste it on some petty local battle with Rotherham or Leeds. Actually, that's a great idea to spice up the game...EVERY team starts the season with a free penalty, but once they call it in, it's gone! I'm selling that one to the MLS. Edited December 16, 2014 by areNOTwhatTHEYseem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarboro-owl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) You really believe that cheating and diving is something we should endorse and encourage our kids to do.? beep beep beep, hi viz jacket alert it's not real ffs Edited December 16, 2014 by scarboro-owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moffatowl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Ey!! what about..you're driving to work and Gordon Watson Dives in front of your car and you run him over..but you don't really..he just pretends...and then you open yer car door and Francis Jeffers pretends yer wing mirror hit him in the stomach...So you get out to check on him..and as you bend over to see if he is breathing...fookin' Des Walker pretends to fall over yer bent body.....you look to where Des has landed and accidently stick the nut on lee Bullen!!!!!!!!!!!#] I mean........................ I'm not saying I wouldn't have driven over Jeffers given the chance, I just wouldn't have claimed he dived in front of me, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I'm not saying I wouldn't have driven over Jeffers given the chance, I just wouldn't have claimed he dived in front of me, So...you hate diving in footballers...but you would happily plough yer car into Jeffers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moffatowl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 beep beep beep, hi viz jacket alert it's not real ffs Whats that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moffatowl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 So...you hate diving in footballers...but you would happily plough yer car into Jeffers? Er.. It was a joke ffs!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hoppy Hopper Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Just one question. What is a penalty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride_of_the_road Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) F.ookin' shocker that Totally lost the art of making it look realistic..he just sorta ..toooook off.. Defo pen, I saw from back of the kop Edited December 16, 2014 by pride_of_the_road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 What's a pen... penal...pelanty again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Er.. It was a joke ffs!!!! The whole forums a joke..I wasn't being serious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 It would be karma for all the pens we should have had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarboro-owl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) Whats that mean? it means that your post was ott, all this thread is just a bit of fun Edited December 16, 2014 by scarboro-owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moffatowl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 So...you hate diving in footballers...but you would happily plough yer car into Jeffers? So you like diving in footballers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 Just one question. What is a penalty? Something other teams get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 it means that your post was ott, all this thread is just a bit of fun No it's not! It's a serious moral quandary, the likes of which would have taxed the consciences of Socrates, Aristotle and Kant in their heyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moffatowl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 The whole forums a joke..I wasn't being serious... No but I was. I think the whole diving(cheating) thing is sickening and most people posting seem to think its ok too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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