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If we beat Derby on Saturday we'll go above them!

One of only 8 Championship teams with a 100% record.

Surprised Derby won today tbh. By all accounts the mighty Millers were going to thrash every Championship team who got in their way.

*sniggers*

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The local league after week 1:

Donny - P 1 W 1 D 0 L 0 PTS. 3 GD +3

Chessy - P 1 W1 D 0 L 0 PTS. 3 GD +1

Owls - P 1 W 1 D 0 L 0 PTS. 3 GD +1

Dingles - P 1 W 0 D 0 L 1 PTS. 0 GD -1

Toytowners - P 1 W 0 D 0 L 1 PTS. 0 GD -1

Pigs - P 1 W 0 D 0 L 1 PTS. 0 GD -1

Pigs in unsurprising bottom of league position

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The local league after week 1:

Donny - P 1 W 1 D 0 L 0 PTS. 3 GD +3

Chessy - P 1 W1 D 0 L 0 PTS. 3 GD +1

Owls - P 1 W 1 D 0 L 0 PTS. 3 GD +1

Dingles - P 1 W 0 D 0 L 1 PTS. 0 GD -1

Toytowners - P 1 W 0 D 0 L 1 PTS. 0 GD -1

Pigs - P 1 W 0 D 0 L 1 PTS. 0 GD -1

Pigs in unsurprising bottom of league position

lol

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Well done to Stuart Gray, our players, and our travelling fans.

You played your parts in today's excellent victory.

"You're all doing very well". Young Mr Gaze circa 1980.

Let serious Table Gazing commence.

For connoiseurs only.

Young Mr. Gaze *sniggers*

And not a pussy in sight.

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The local league after week 1:

Donny - P 1 W 1 D 0 L 0 PTS. 3 GD +3

Chessy - P 1 W1 D 0 L 0 PTS. 3 GD +1

Owls - P 1 W 1 D 0 L 0 PTS. 3 GD +1

Dingles - P 1 W 0 D 0 L 1 PTS. 0 GD -1

Toytowners - P 1 W 0 D 0 L 1 PTS. 0 GD -1

Pigs - P 1 W 0 D 0 L 1 PTS. 0 GD -1

Pigs in unsurprising bottom of league position

Hate to spoil the early season gloating, but shouldn't Pigs be above Dingles and Toytowners on goals scored?

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I as a founding member under the all seeing eye of our great mentor sir owlsman of St Annes will propose putting your name forward for proposed membership to our exclusive table gazers society ,

maybe sir steelowl or our Scottish bretheren Sir stevey of Ben Nevice Via Maltby ,will second the motion ,

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Hate to spoil the early season gloating, but shouldn't Pigs be above Dingles and Toytowners on goals scored?

Yes, you are right, but I couldn't bring myself to move them from bottom place.

As we speak, a march to 10 Downing Street, to lodge a complaint and appeal, is being organised

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I respectfully request permission to join the table gazers. Where do I learn the special handshake?

You're accepted if fellow Board members ratify it.

All that is required is that you buy the Board members a pint when you get chance, plus post a picture of your wife or girlfriend looking sexy.

More news on ratification on Friday

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