dorian gray Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 "Close him down Bothroyd" was a good one in the Dave Jones days. The Scapegoat was having non of it! love black humour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdan2003 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 "Come an sit up here Brunt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 The funniest I've heard was at Millmoor, when unpopular wideman Andy Roscoe let the ball slip under his boot and out for a throw. ONe extremely angry man behind me shouted: 'Roscoe, you sh*t b*stard, every time you fart you sh*t your pants, you've got no f*cking control' Lovely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archieswfc Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I remember a player some time in the last 15 years skying it and some cards at the back of the kop playing steptoe with there brass instruments. In fact I think it might have happened more than once. How I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich-The-Owl Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I think it was Scunthorpe away and their keeper was getting loads of stick all half. One bloke shouted "Oi, whose shagging your missus while your here?", another bloke at the back of the stand decided to answer for him and shouted "no one...he's a puff" Had me and my mates chuckling for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IN MILAN WE RUST Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Remember someone shouting to madine, get up off your ar se you lazy arrogant talentless bell end! oh wait that was me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wenzdyboy Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Tha's about as much uuuuse as a bleedin chocolate fireguard.... (insert any given player's name from last 15 yrs). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS5swfc Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Remember someone shouting to madine, get up off your ar se you lazy arrogant talentless bell end! oh wait that was me This comment and your username make you sound like a proper ratfier!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IN MILAN WE RUST Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 This comment and your username make you sound like a proper ratfier!!! take thee blinkers off fella were poo, madines poo but were all wednesday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam_Baggies Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Chap at work tells me about in the 90s, we had signed a player and he said he was absolutely awful. He used to say it was the worst signing the club had ever made, he was useless, he couldn't pass, couldn't control the ball, ducked a challenge and was useless in the air.He got player of the season the following year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IN MILAN WE RUST Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Chap at work tells me about in the 90s, we had signed a player and he said he was absolutely awful. He used to say it was the worst signing the club had ever made, he was useless, he couldn't pass, couldn't control the ball, ducked a challenge and was useless in the air. He got player of the season the following year. Not sure thats gonna the worst heckle you hear this season considering you have appointed alan irvine sorry mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loughborough Owl Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) Newcastle at home in the 99/00 season, we were 1-0 down and Sibon was running with the ball, from nowhere some guy sat in front of me in the kop pipes up with "oh ffs come on, he's running like he's got a log in his pants!!!" ha ha ha still brilliant to this day Edited July 23, 2014 by Simmo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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