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I can't stop laughing at the lizard story

 

Freud could have a field day with that one: a deep-rooted Oedipal loathing, manifesting itself in a state of almost total paralysis which is then succeeded by a powerful hallucinogenic psychosis, causing the overwhelming desire to denigrate the mother of a public figure in order to gain some degree of social acceptance.

 

Well, either that or 8 pints of ale.

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A bloke who sits near us .he always moaning

Comes out wi a good en now and then

This one sticks with me tho. J.J shoots as usual row z . blokes stands up J.J UR S##TE . Me mother could of scored that and shes bin dead 5 fu×××ng years .

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remember reading one on here years ago too about an old bloke on the kop who'd never miss a game but when he was there, never seemed happy.

apparently the bloke used to say "here they flipping come" as the teams would come out.

That's what I love about Wednesdayites. Gladly enduring utter misery and coming back for more out of some stoic blind loyalty.
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Guy behind me on Kop with regular classics such as:

 

"Ref tha's bent as a butchers hook"

 

"Gerra challenge in Wednesday, like sisters of bleeding mercy"

 

"Jump Noouhooiuooo"

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Bloke on Radio Sheffield last week, when replying to the question "Which other period of history would you like to have lived in?"....

 

"1890... because I would know what it was like to live in Rotherham now without actually having to go there"

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All time favourite Gazza. Playing for Newcastle at Hillsboro comes to take a throw in front of the north stand cue chant of " you fat poopydoo". Gascogne looks up points at weenie and mouths " I'm a fat poopydoo?"

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All time favourite Gazza. Playing for Newcastle at Hillsboro comes to take a throw in front of the north stand cue chant of " you fat poopydoo". Gascogne looks up points at weenie and mouths " I'm a fat poopydoo?"

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We could be the most forward thinking, progressive club in the world if we started chants like

'the referee is trying his best under difficult circumstances with a lot of pressure and mistakes are inevitable!!!!'

Pretty rousing.

That would be brilliant. I'm just struggling to put a tune to that. Any thoughts?

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Foook off back to Leeds n take that foookin trumpet wi thi before I ram it up yer ar5e yer foookin tuneless egotistic to55ers.

Or words to that effect, from loads of people every week.

I'm sure he's from Wakefield.

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bloke behind us on north has a tendency in stressful situations to make the ball become a "c*nt"

after 4 seasons i am just about managing to hold it together as wednesday are under the cosh and he is anxious for us to clear our lines so shouts

"GET C*NT OUT"

That should be "GET LADY BITS OUT" lol

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I remember a few years back giving Wade Small dogs abuse. As I was just finishing my rant, magnified by an all day sesh round Covent Garden, he proceeded to score the greatest goal since Pele, in Escape to Victory.

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