Andrew_Owl Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 When we played Ipswitch and lost 1-0 a few years ago a young lad no older than 7 shouted at Esasjas "Go back to where you came from, probably Africa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IstillhateSteveBould Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I can't stop laughing at the lizard story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted July 19, 2014 Author Share Posted July 19, 2014 I can't stop laughing at the lizard story Freud could have a field day with that one: a deep-rooted Oedipal loathing, manifesting itself in a state of almost total paralysis which is then succeeded by a powerful hallucinogenic psychosis, causing the overwhelming desire to denigrate the mother of a public figure in order to gain some degree of social acceptance. Well, either that or 8 pints of ale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sas72 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 A bloke who sits near us .he always moaning Comes out wi a good en now and then This one sticks with me tho. J.J shoots as usual row z . blokes stands up J.J UR S##TE . Me mother could of scored that and shes bin dead 5 fu×××ng years . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls maniac Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 remember reading one on here years ago too about an old bloke on the kop who'd never miss a game but when he was there, never seemed happy. apparently the bloke used to say "here they flipping come" as the teams would come out. That's what I love about Wednesdayites. Gladly enduring utter misery and coming back for more out of some stoic blind loyalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GreenGoose Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Guy behind me on Kop with regular classics such as: "Ref tha's bent as a butchers hook" "Gerra challenge in Wednesday, like sisters of bleeding mercy" "Jump Noouhooiuooo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musn't Grumble Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 (edited) Bloke on Radio Sheffield last week, when replying to the question "Which other period of history would you like to have lived in?".... "1890... because I would know what it was like to live in Rotherham now without actually having to go there" Edited July 20, 2014 by Musn't Grumble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heppers Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 We are a witty bunch. None of these have raised a smile so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Get up Madine, tha'll end up wi' a Cauliflower Ar5e...! Works for Antonio and Maguire too...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plonk Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 All time favourite Gazza. Playing for Newcastle at Hillsboro comes to take a throw in front of the north stand cue chant of " you fat poopydoo". Gascogne looks up points at weenie and mouths " I'm a fat poopydoo?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plonk Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 All time favourite Gazza. Playing for Newcastle at Hillsboro comes to take a throw in front of the north stand cue chant of " you fat poopydoo". Gascogne looks up points at weenie and mouths " I'm a fat poopydoo?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geörge Whitebread Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 We could be the most forward thinking, progressive club in the world if we started chants like 'the referee is trying his best under difficult circumstances with a lot of pressure and mistakes are inevitable!!!!' Pretty rousing. That would be brilliant. I'm just struggling to put a tune to that. Any thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieowl87 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 That would be brilliant. I'm just struggling to put a tune to that. Any thoughts? Fernando by ABBA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archieswfc Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Foook off back to Leeds n take that foookin trumpet wi thi before I ram it up yer ar5e yer foookin tuneless egotistic to55ers. Or words to that effect, from loads of people every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradowl Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Foook off back to Leeds n take that foookin trumpet wi thi before I ram it up yer ar5e yer foookin tuneless egotistic to55ers. Or words to that effect, from loads of people every week. I'm sure he's from Wakefield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradowl Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 bloke behind us on north has a tendency in stressful situations to make the ball become a "c*nt" after 4 seasons i am just about managing to hold it together as wednesday are under the cosh and he is anxious for us to clear our lines so shouts "GET C*NT OUT" That should be "GET LADY BITS OUT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archieswfc Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 I'm sure he's from Wakefield. Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 If only tha could up thi game by 100%, tha'd still be s-h-1-t-e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 I remember a few years back giving Wade Small dogs abuse. As I was just finishing my rant, magnified by an all day sesh round Covent Garden, he proceeded to score the greatest goal since Pele, in Escape to Victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adepizza Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Fans chant to Robbie Savage 'where's yer caravan?!' Savage to fans 'it's in Monaco!' Good comeback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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