MallorcaOwl Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I used to play Sunday league football, I once said to the ref eff off you are crap, he called me over and said " what league are you playing in" I told him, and he said " if he was a good ref he wouldn't be in this league, and if I was a good footballer neither would I" That was 40 years ago never forgot it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOWL75 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 If I could make 3 changes I'd sub the ref and the 2 linesmen. Carlton Palmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatevertrevor Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 We could be the most forward thinking, progressive club in the world if we started chants like 'the referee is trying his best under difficult circumstances with a lot of pressure and mistakes are inevitable!!!!' Pretty rousing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 We played Walsall at home a few years back and they're keeper was ridiculously short. When the keeper made his way towards the Kop for the second half a few blokes at the front started singing 'hi ho hi ho it's off to work you go' Like someone else said though...you can't beat the classics. So the 'Neil Warnock's illegitimate' chant always tickles me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRightSide Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 "Andorra reserves could beat these" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HighGreen_Owl Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 "Close him down Bothroyd" was a good one in the Dave Jones days. The Scapegoat was having non of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRightSide Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 "Bothroyd you're crap, you couldn't even play for Andorra reserves. We'd beat Andorra reserves, wouldn't we? Even we'd beat Andorra reserves" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzys Dad Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Guy who used to sit next to me, hated Nigel Worthington with a passion. Old Irish went down in a heap, just in front of us. Bob was up on his seat shouting " get f**king blacksmith on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest everydays_wednesday Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Harry Redkapp at hillsborough........ Wag for the south stand........sit down Bag Puss ! Look at them both....separate at birth Also from the North Stand to Richie Humphries......take that life preserve off from under thi shirt ! Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burncross owl10 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 (edited) About 3 years ago on the North we were getting hammered by Swansea. That Nathan Dyer lad was running down the line with the ball and this little kid, no older than 9 shouted, 'Dyer your tea's ready.' Sticks in my mind definitely. Edited July 19, 2014 by burncross owl10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 6-0 up against leeds "come on Wednesday...we can win this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TbagMcgraw Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 My story doesn't involve Hillsborough, so I apologise in advance. However, I accompanied a pal to a QPR and Man Ure game at Loftus Road many moons ago. The game kicked off and the chap next to me didn't say a word or react to anything on the pitch until about 20 minutes to go. David Bardsley was right in front of us, just about to take a throw in, when this guy arose from his seat and bellowed..... 'Bardsley, you're mothers a lizard!'. He didn't utter another word for the remainder of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurnscoe_OWL Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 The charlton game 2012/13. Kermorgant and their keeper getting wound up by the kop. Loads of arm waving and "waaays" throughout the second half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddyowl Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I used to play Sunday league football, I once said to the ref eff off you are crap, he called me over and said " what league are you playing in" I told him, and he said " if he was a good ref he wouldn't be in this league, and if I was a good footballer neither would I" That was 40 years ago never forgot it. My old manager once said to an opposition player "oi, shut the F up summer teeth", the guy turned round and said "wtf u on about summer teeth", gaffer replied "well, some are yellow, some are black and some aren't flipping there"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted July 19, 2014 Author Share Posted July 19, 2014 About 3 years ago on the North we were getting hammered by Swansea. That Nathan Dyer lad was running down the line with the ball and this little kid, no older than 9 shouted, 'Dyer your tea's ready.' Sticks in my mind definitely. To be honest, Dyer looks no bigger than a 9 year-old himself…he could do with feeding up a bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last_Great_Hope Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 A good one to Martin "Mad Dog" Allen when he was out shouting at the ref from the edge of the technical area: "Oi! Martin! Get back in thi' Kennell!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrodie2002 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 "HANDBALL!!!" Ironically when we played Dingles a couple of seasons ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoryBell Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 My story doesn't involve Hillsborough, so I apologise in advance. However, I accompanied a pal to a QPR and Man Ure game at Loftus Road many moons ago. The game kicked off and the chap next to me didn't say a word or react to anything on the pitch until about 20 minutes to go. David Bardsley was right in front of us, just about to take a throw in, when this guy arose from his seat and bellowed..... 'Bardsley, you're mothers a lizard!'. He didn't utter another word for the remainder of the game. Superb. What a shame it wasn't from a Wednesdayite. It's got the ring of a Hillsborough insult about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc88 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 bloke behind us on north has a tendency in stressful situations to make the ball become a "c*nt" after 4 seasons i am just about managing to hold it together as wednesday are under the cosh and he is anxious for us to clear our lines so shouts "GET C*NT OUT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc88 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 remember reading one on here years ago too about an old bloke on the kop who'd never miss a game but when he was there, never seemed happy. apparently the bloke used to say "here they flipping come" as the teams would come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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