areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 When things aren't going to plan on the pitch, you can usually rely on someone within earshot to lift the mood with a well-timed one-liner. Whether the players appreciate it or not is another matter, however! But what's the best heckle or put-down you've heard at a Wednesday game? Some of the barbed comments I've overheard from the old blokes on the south stand have been priceless, but the one that sticks in my mind is when, having just conceded a goal, the band struck up to try and get the fans to rally behind the team. Clearly having none of it, one of the old-timers shouted out, "JJ, shall I ask that lad if you can borrow his trumpet mate, 'cos tha can't play football!" Brutal, destructive, but bloody funny at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 It's not funny that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted July 19, 2014 Author Share Posted July 19, 2014 It's not funny that one Maybe it was all in the delivery!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I always say, "£28 to watch this fooookin shitte". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarboro-owl Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I always say, "£28 to watch this fooookin shitte". not if its off. and i've heard it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatevertrevor Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I always say, "£28 to watch this fooookin shitte". Those in glass houses.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatevertrevor Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 FA Cup last year at MK Dons (minus 35 btw) i tried starting a chant of ' the referees trying his best'. It didn't take off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaping Lannys Perm Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 "Tha's bent ref" I miss that bloke. Every game he'd shout it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MallorcaOwl Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Brian coughs remark about Megson when he bought him for Forest then sent him back to us with the remark, "he couldn't trap a bag of cement" was a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heppers Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 "Tha's bent ref" I miss that bloke. Every game he'd shout it. Probably banned for homophobia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrbluesky Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Maybe it was all in the delivery!? Yeah JJ`s was 5h1te as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarboro-owl Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 gerrup ere wi me (insert name) of 100s of players over the years bloke on the kop in a flat cap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted July 19, 2014 Author Share Posted July 19, 2014 Yeah JJ`s was 5h1te as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr g 1999 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Donny away last year some bloke said 'Oi lino! Shuv yer flag up yer f*cking arsee ya cheatin stinky flaps' hilarious at the time because we were miles offside but when he flagged us for it the guy was so drunk that he thought we were onside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alleycat Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 FA Cup last year at MK Dons (minus 35 btw) i tried starting a chant of ' the referees trying his best'. It didn't take off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swfc1983 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 "Sit darn Dowie tha's frightnin kids" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbieOwler Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I like to should at the lineman at about 67 minutes 'oi linesman, why do ya walk like a crab!' it never gets old and always makes them smerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoryBell Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Too many to mention but I always liked the "woah" rising to a crescendo as the opposition goalkeeper takes a goalkick, followed instantly by a chant of "You fat b*st*rd! You fat b*st*rd!" Vulgar and insulting, I know, but always good humoured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MallorcaOwl Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Colin is a Banker was always a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savi Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Fxxxing hell JJ, nets 12 x 8 foot, im only 5 foot 6 and youve managed to hit me instead. Still not too sure if i was laughing at Jj's shot or at him as he was nursing his crazy big heed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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